Today, I walked into my husband's office and accidentally interrupted his business call to tell him dinner was ready. Silly me, I didn’t realize his "business call" included Skyping with his topless ex, with his pants down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working from home and had an important meeting with my superiors. It was fine until my sleepy wife came in and asked if I could find a better time for calls. I didn't notice her right away and failed to disable my camera. She was fully naked, and I received an email about inappropriate behaviour later. FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, my husband answered a FaceTime call from his mother not 30 seconds after sex. I was naked in bed next to him. FML
Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband in our room completely naked. At first I thought he was waiting for me so we could have sex. He hadn't seen me yet, so I started to undress too to surprise him. Then I saw that he had drawn a face on his penis and he was talking to it. FML
Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, some guy I’ve been talking to showed up at my house while I was on video call with my boyfriend. I had to confess to a stupid situation I had no business being in. FML
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J15237 25
I hope that during his "business call" you informed him that dinner was ready and that tomorrow you will be filing for divorce. That is not okay at all.
123Puppy 33
Wow. That’s cruel of him to do that to you.
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Comments (11)
123Puppy 33
Wow. That’s cruel of him to do that to you.
RichardPencil 32
He wasn't lying, it was a business call -- the "funny business," that is, or sometimes called "monkey business."
J15237 25
I hope that during his "business call" you informed him that dinner was ready and that tomorrow you will be filing for divorce. That is not okay at all.
Sgt.floppyweiner 2
you should **** someone else instead and call it a "business meeting" and then put it on pornhub
Douglas E Thompson Jr 5
Make sure you call your lawyer
alex_jaguara 33
FML is the website that convinces me every day that marriage is a huge mistake Not that anyone would want to marry me anyway.
TexasKitten79 6
Why didn't you say, "...my soon to be ex husnand...?"