Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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instnt1nfction 17
he is a genius
yourlifesfucked 0
Anyone else wondering why she was lying about her period?
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Comments (124)
LazyAcademic 3
How is it a YDI? sure maybe lying about when her period is wasn't the best idea, but I'm sure she had her reasons. Plus it would suck for her if her bf forgot that it was her birthday, you might think a birthday is nothing special but it can hurt when people close to you forget it while take the time to remember something more trivial.
greekamericanpri 2
that's not that bad my bf remembers mine to but not to have sex but to make sure I'm not pregnant lol we had sex once and never again after that because he to scared but I love him anyways
5t3ff1k4h 47
No, because it wasn't part of the same post. Keep it in the same post and people won't attack you.
manulover0116 0
a birthday only happens once a year but your period happens every month
mutinykitty 18
that sucks, beat his ass. happy birthday, though! :D
giannanicole0656 0
why would you even lie about being on your period?
Rane_Jade23 0
#142 does have a point.? Haa
itz_towelie 6
she needed an excuse to get out of sex i would guess
wiccabrat1 0
I thought that was what a headache was for
Consequences 0
Wow, he took effort to remember the cycle and you still focus on some arbitrary crap like not remembering a birthday.
jcaall 4
Look if you're going to lie to your boyfriend, I don't think you can really get mad at him for something as trivial as this...
crosscountry123 0
dump that hobo on the aside of the street like a sack of russet potatoes. that ain't normal girl
flyboy96 0
you turned down birthday sex?!? WOW.