Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that my period was now over three weeks late. He still doesn't believe me since it's April Fool's day. But I'm not kidding. FML
Today, it’s my birthday. My boyfriend of almost 4 years completely forgot. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he could predict my periods because he keeps track of when I'm at my bitchiest each month. This wouldn't be so bad if he wasn't so accurate. FML
Today, I realized that my boyfriend‘s birthday was two weeks ago, so I immediately sent him a message as if it was today. He didn’t believe my excuses. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML
Today, my boyfriend clearly stated that I was "useless" when on my period. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
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instnt1nfction 17
he is a genius
yourlifesfucked 0
Anyone else wondering why she was lying about her period?
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Comments (124)
SoReady4College 1
Basically means he wants sex more often.. do ur job and cater to the man!
crazedpanda 4
that means he only wants to get laid
hellokimmiee 5
its all about sex
Quagmire_ladies 9
should've had sex. if ya did he would've remembered that it was your birthday and not have to focus on your lying thus creating the tracking of your ******'s activities.
SirObvious 1
stop telling lies then.
rainport 0
lukkkyyyy
pandabeariee 0
haha. nice.
InkedUp_305 0
Maybe if u put out when he wanted u wouldnt be in that situation ;)
HunterAlpha1 8
i don't understand why women use their period as an excuse to avoid sex. just tell the damn truth: you're not in the mood. what's so ******* hard about that?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Maybe she wasn't trying to avoid sex. Ever think of that?
HunterAlpha1 8
why else do women lie about their period?
5t3ff1k4h 47
She could have lied about it in the sense that she told him she wasn't on it, when she was, in order to get birthday sex. You would think that since there are only two options and one of them may or may not be the case, the other would become more apparent. :/
peggyelly 0
funniest fml post EVER!!!!