Today, it's cold and rainy. I would like nothing more than to drink hot chocolate and watch a movie with the woman I love; the same woman who cheated on me and took the TV with her when she left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me while I had a fever from a stomach virus. I was shivering with cold sweats while she explained there was nothing wrong with our relationship, but she would regret not giving her cheating ex a second chance. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, all I want is someone to talk to. The only person who ever responds is my ex-fiance who cheated on me. Multiple times. FML
Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML
Today, on the first cold night of autumn, I realized I need a girlfriend because the only way I can stay warm is if I spoon with my dog. FML
Today, I'm home alone and it blows, especially since my wife has to stay at the hospital to get chemo, and I can't stay with her. FML
Today, finally accepting the fact that the love of my life has moved on, I took myself to a movie, alone, on a Saturday night. After buying the last ticket to a sold out movie and trying to find the only open seat in the dark, I sit down... right next to my ex-best friend AND my ex-fiancé. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, my significant other cares more about her drink and the TV than her kids and pets. FML
Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML
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Top comments
mibrahim01 0
Was she cheating on you with the TV?
Philliesfan9391 3
That's why they have television on computers now.
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Comments (243)
flame2011 6
That sucks.
fooch2772 0
at least he can still have the hot chocolate…
spiderman2211 0
Women these days...
iAmPaul 49
Seems like this FML was caused by OP's desires. Therefore not really an FML because one can learn to control one's desires. Oh and quite an unoriginal first comment.
philipino 24
Must . . . Think . . . Of . . . Stupid. . . Pun
theunwiseone 4
So does your comment #1
n_epic_fail 14
Make yourself some hot chocolate and plot your revenge...
youcunthole 0
Go have sex with her sister
chili_is_good 0
If it sucks so bad you should steal it back and do what 67 said...
tjv3 10
You should not have let her take the tv. YDI for letting her
bitchslapped22 14
67- I read your comment and the first word I saw on your picture was FASTER!
Xr70r7 4
Demand a samich, a beer, and your tv.
FarSide 23
Go put a 52" TV on layaway at WalMart. And be glad the thieving cum dumpster is gone.
nadyy14 8
*facepalm*
pie29302930 0
Boats n hoes boats n hoes. Everytime I cum, I produce a quart. ( sorry, those are the 2 parts I remember hahahah)
plasticspoon 0
YDI for having a t.v
graham11 14
If you're going to make a first comment, it's gotta be something creative or funny. "that sucks" doesn't quite do the trick. Rather, it's kind of implied because it's an FML!
fmlallthetyme 23
91 - nadyy14, is facepalm the only thing you know how to comment? That's essentially all you've said for the last few FML's. *facepalm*
philipino 24
121- Maybe she will say something else and have a C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! I'm sorry, I had to do that.
cr3ativity 15
Bitchslapped i like your profile pic haha. But yeah @#1, ur comment does kinda suck, if it didnt suck, then why would the OP want to put this on FML?
ckam07 5
Trollololol
tehslack 5
This does suck, but just have the hot chocolate alone and be glad you're not with a cheating bitch.
deadman93 8
are you always a whinny little bitch? or are you a try hard troll?
Evan2297 0
She stole your heart and broke it. I'm guessing she will end up breaking the TV she stole too....
zakkyzebra 11
I hate the cold and rain, FYL
pookberry 4
Agreed :)
eeelise5296 0
That really sucks
boofgall 16
It shouldn't suck anymore. Move on, she was a cheater, and they aren't worth sadness spent on them.
Nolnah 14
Huh...I'm trying to figure out the difference from comment #1 and comment #2 But i can't! God this is gunna bug me! *slaps forehead* OOH, she added "really" to her comment! duh.
nadyy14 8
*facepalm*
TokinUp 6
Mary-Janes the only girl for me. Never cheats and can always count on her to make my day better!
MagicallyFat 12
^ your 16. Longest relationship you've prob had is like a year. And I'm not one to talk I'm only 18.
sofineedsaladder 10
168- he means Marijuana.
catseventhst 0
168- He was talking about weed I'm pretty sure....
starrnao 15
#168 why even bother criticizing then? two years can't make that much of a difference. Also, he clearly meant weed
TokinUp 6
Yeeeeeeaaahhhh!!!!!!!!
Evan2297 0
168, if you are not one to talk, by all means don't.
mibrahim01 0
Was she cheating on you with the TV?
M0rt 0
Care to explain how she might have accomplished this?
flockz 20
his dick has nothing on its rabbit ear anntenae.
elephantom12 9
Via remote ;)
CuteGinger 2
Dun dun DUNNN!
crymore007 11
This is where OP realizes he has a spare remote and goes outside his ex girlfriends house to change the channels randomly just to piss her off >:D Have fun OP, that should lighten your mood :D
drewnewton 0
sorry that sucks...
mrosew442 10
114 ... y'all?
drewnewton 0
I'm from Oklahoma and say y'all too but I didn't think anything else could be said
HetaliaFreak 10
I'm from Mississippi, and we say "Y'all" every other word. Guess you didn't know that, huh?
greg84_fml 21
I find it interesting that the 3rd comment got thumbs up yet the first two got thumbs down.
dcg1375 7
Apparently "sorry that sucks" has so much more endearment to it than just "that sucks".
tx_beast 5
^ I ****** hate stupid ass yanks who don't understand English...
Philliesfan9391 3
That's why they have television on computers now.
conrad01 6
I don't really think the TV is the selling point of this FML... But this is a true FML
Happiness2Joy 3
Internet killed television
crymore007 11
LOL yes 5, THAT'S why they have tv on computers.
Portalcc 4
150 - CTFxCer?
mightymart 5
Are you trying to be clever? Laying on the couch in front of the tv with your feet up is Nothing like sitting at your desk watching a monitor.. There are some moments that technology cant change! Screw internet tv!!
raney150 0
Although this is off topic, you know you can plug your computer into your tv and have your TV as a computer monitor right?
jmalaer 5
Yes 161, that is why there is Internet on computers now. Some Asians read this FML and felt so bad that they decided to create it out of sympathy for OP
jmalaer 5
Television*
B00M3R_S00N3R 11
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japtch 15
Been there. Feelsbadman. /brofist
philipino 24
Or if you are a girl. /sistafist
sophers2323 0
U always have the hot chocolate
mea_iloveskiing 26
But it has gone cold.just kidding :D
sophers2323 0
Haha
cherrygurl101 0
Hahaha no offence but I'm an insecure moron. :D
mea_iloveskiing 26
No offense but wash your face
iliketurdles 7
How about you *LOSE the face paint? I hope you took full offence from this comment.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Yes you are #43. yes you are.
iliketurdles 7
I sense the FML Gods have been here.
cherrygurl101 0
What the heck I wrote no offense loose the glasses someone hacked
cherrygurl101 0
The ugly girl was offended. :( . Yeah I'm sooo insecure. Insecure enough to change a comment?? Lol fail or ur part.
cherrygurl101 0
No offense, but loose the glasses
redmane 21
Cherrygurl101 - You are an insecure moron if all you really have to criticize on this FML is what a fellow commenter looks like in their profile pic and nothing about the actual FML. You deserved it.
ThatsAfurry 9
there are ways of getting the tv back, both legal and illegal you know, I, personally would get the law involved after seeing if shes willing to give the tv back first. it never hurts to ask.
starrnao 15
8 - I wouldn't recommend getting it back the illegal way, just saying.
Shleebs 12
I would have thumbed up this comment if you didn't include the "Just saying." bit.
nsnforever 2
Oh.. Oh dear /: terribly sorry, OP. Women can be terrible.
mrosew442 10
your comment... so polite. yet your pic... so rude.
jtthegr8 26
Definitely at a loss...