Anonymous
United States
Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Chad
Norfolk, United States
Medicare for all
Today, I had to have emergency work done on my teeth after I seized in the shower and smashed my face into the tub. Apparently, the dental insurance I'd been paying for but had never used ended its coverage 4 days ago, because my job was no longer working with them. FML
Neal
Medicare for all
Today I started bleeding from my gums and nose - I have bone marrow cancer and my insurance denied the only treatment available to me because my "health problem" isn't "bad enough". FML
notaman
Marion, United States
Today, I found out my insurance company denied my claim because they had me marked down as "male" and yet also pregnant. I now have to prove to them that I'm actually a woman. FML
sara
Canada
Snaggletooth
Today, I finally got my health insurance after waiting a few months. Now I have to wait at least 6 months before getting my cracked tooth fixed, thanks to the pandemic. FML
Anonymous
United States
Great, just great
Today, after finally working there long enough for medical and dental insurance to kick in, my employers decided we should part ways. Then, while I was eating dinner, my crown popped off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Cancel culture
Today, I found out that my insurance canceled my contract, claiming I hadn't paid, even though I had. I only discovered this because I backed into a car. FML
shubididubbitty
Winnipeg, Canada
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
emisara93
Today, I chipped my tooth by biting down on my toothbrush. I don't know what hurts more: the irony or the fact I have no dental insurance until January. FML
LostSoul
Today, I arrived at the doctor's to schedule surgery to find out my insurance got canceled again. I only just got it reinstated after the last time they screwed up and canceled it. It took me 6 months to get it fixed. FML
Username
France
Today, I was called up about a job I'd recently applied for. I was overly excited to tell them I'd be there on Monday. Then I remembered I canceled my car insurance due to financial difficulties. I have no way of getting there. FML
Top comments
whiteboy7thst 2
This is how rock bottom feels.
deadpool91 0
wow you must have some pretty bad teeth lol
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deadpool91 0
wow you must have some pretty bad teeth lol
eshhayz 0
or perhaps bad vaginal smells ?
DaySetsFire 2
****** teeth... oh mercy
cradle6 13
I saw that movie a couple days. Really sucked, but makes you wonder if she could get dental
fmlsaves 0
should've read the six pages of fine print.
IIRoxieII 12
oh man, it's stuck in my head now,, DENTAL PLAN!
a_nutritionist 10
something tells me you must have a bad credit rating, not earn enough to pay the monthly fees or have some massive outstanding debt. in the case of the first and last i have no sympathy for you and you deserve it. if its the poor income, then i must say FYL. slightly off topic but im so sick of hearing from assbags who get themselves into debt that they refuse to pay and then complaining because they cant get anywhere in life now.
whyXD 13
jajajajajajaja!!!!!
joliesbebes 0
There probably was some footnote that you must have missed :(
poor_brown_eyes 2
Simple reason... You break too many teeth. ;)
whiteboy7thst 2
This is how rock bottom feels.
MaskingTape 2
Or, this is their punishment for the years of meth. Meth mouth is winning.
sharkwkrox 0
i beg to differ. That's rock bottom When this life makes you mad enough to kill That's Rock Bottom When you want something bad enough to steal That's Rock Bottom When you feel you have had it up to here Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear
bombermanpyr 0
no no no. when dwayne Johnson slams you to the floor after "The People's Elbow" That is ROCK BOTTOM
aussie_gemini 5
do you have teeth to insure? gums aren't covered
angryoriental 0
Aussie Gemini also smokin hot!!! ftw
ahole123 0
41 Chill, this is FML not a **** site
guillermods 3
Ha!
fatazzkid 0
sue them
aussie_gemini 5
really? op wasn't physically or financially put out.... just find anther insurer!
missy_lynn012 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
of course...every americans first instinct is to sue.
gearsmaster 0
awh crykee it's another aussie!!! standing in the midst of it's naturrohl habitat, you stare and there's absohlutely no movement wowzerz D: come over hereh and ya jerk me awf like this "eh" "eh" 8=====================D~O: splat!!
ipwnlosers 4
Well, it is false advertising...
aussie_gemini 5
you know I have never heard an Aussie say 'sue them'... I've seen mates fall in super markets on spills, I fell into a uncovered drain and my bf broke his ankle on a cracked, unleveled bit of concrete.... get up, laugh it off.... yet you wanna sue for false advertising? man the **** up and get some bloody balls!
aussie_gemini 5
a 12 year old would say that!
a_nutritionist 10
@54 clever wording goes a long way.
BonerFart 23
#47. your boyfriend is a trooper for laughing off a broken ankle.
JustinThunder 8
I guess you learned the hard way that you are supposed to brush your teeth every day.
Jamialia 5
Aah, the Fine Print. That's how they always get you.
avatar0810 15
u can sue for that