Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself. Turns out he had just clogged the toilet. When he called maintenance, halfway through explaining the problem he started hysterically giggling and had to hang up mid-sentence. This has been a reoccurring theme. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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xDaBOMBDINGERx 0
How did he call you when your phone was in the toilet..???
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
Man, what a ******' ****.
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Comments (124)
gotit4cheap 0
what a dumbfuck
yourproblemnow 0
haha, some boyfriend...
doraz72 0
this story is made up. nobody is THAT retarded to flush a phone on purpose... if true, he prob hates yur guts
mshafty 0
Agreed! its totally made up. Unless maybe that girl from the previous post started dating that mentally challenged guy who asked her out!
Joey7361 0
lol win^
hennessey 0
I don't think anyone is that dumb to make something like that up.
purplemnm 9
hahaha stupid retard
mdmdt 0
I call BS. No one is that stupid, at least no one dating someone who can type coherent sentences on FML. And how exactly did he call you if he put your phone in his toilet? And why was your phone at his house? I'll give you points for creativity but the grade of execution was really subpar...
Sassy8 0
seriously? have people these days never heard of a phone that stays in your house (example used above is house phone), maybe even still attached by the cord. Or is that too old school for the high schoolers? and believe me, sometimes common sense isn't so common. I mean, look at some of the posts....
Joey7361 0
how about her phone being at his place or did it just happen that this one time she forgets her phone at his place so he tries this out? Cmon now.. totally fake and gay
mdmdt 0
Regardless of whether the girl had a land line, this story still makes no sense. Why would he call her to unclog his toilet? Why was her phone at his house? Why would anybody smart enough to use the internet and put together a sentence date someone with the reasoning abilities of an 8 year old special needs child? It's not a matter of "common sense." This is clearly made up.
Rosalie_Haostn 0
agreed with sassy.
Rosalie_Haostn 0
I don't know why people date others whom are idiots but they do. it's life and it happens. and maybe the guy is an imbecile and can't perform the simple task of unclogging the toilet. I know some people like it's kinda sad at times.
ImaginaryFoe 1
It says "called me over" so I read it as she was in another room of his house sitting around being sane while he took her phone into the bathroom because he's an idiot.
Fedor_fml 0
wow
issa_rubar 0
I'm sure in my case it would have been the other way around. because I really wonder if a phone would flush/: hmmm time to call my boyfriend over and ask to borrow his phone((:
sahar28 0
DUMP HIM
o0XMzMayX0o 0
some phones are waterproof. Maybe she had one of those...... I'm just saying
issa_rubar 0
just kidding your boyfriend is a dumbass. dump him.