Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
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Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself. Turns out he had just clogged the toilet. When he called maintenance, halfway through explaining the problem he started hysterically giggling and had to hang up mid-sentence. This has been a reoccurring theme. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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xDaBOMBDINGERx 0
How did he call you when your phone was in the toilet..???
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
Man, what a ******' ****.
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Comments (124)
breezy83 0
put your phone IN the toilet WHILST takin a dump? I'm trying to wrap my mind around how ******* retarded this whole concept is. who does that?
Blink182ftw 0
No, you see, he ate her phone and then when he took a shit it came out. It's the only logical explanation...
christen09 8
how did he call u if your phones in the toliet?
elvgar 0
thats exactly what i thought... then i realized she could have been in a room next to the bathroom and he called her over to tht room no phones involved
angelabake 0
this sounds fake. what kind of dumb ass would put someone elses phone in the toilet and try to flush it? ydi for having a retard bf
boyguydudemalema 0
. . . snicker is . . . kinda annoying . . .
lostfaithinpppl 19
You made a choice to date an idiot and you want us to feel sorry for you???
5lug 0
ur boyfriend is a doucher
samantha_durano 6
cool boyfriend.. haha :) what does ftw mean?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Haha, samantha_durano. This is the third time I've answered you. You really need to learn your internet slang :) ftw= for the win.
Ajjas013 6
It's a sexual excretion used in many foreign countries practising American foreplay. Drink swiftly while getting kicked to the balls for the most immediate relief. May cure Cancer. Fried Titty Water.
LauranceMonroe 0
you have a very stupid boyfriend.
samantha_durano 6
haha, I know I don't really get text talk or whatever lol :)
Luvin_life_17 0
LMFAO that is hilarious your boyfriend is such a dumbass