Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents. As he was loading his truck, I went inside to take a surreptitious shit. I ended up clogging the toilet, and so the first thing my mom said to my boyfriend was, "You'll have to find another bathroom; she just clogged it all up." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months asked me to spend the night at his apartment for the first time. I had to poop really bad when I got there, so I used his only bathroom. He went after me, and came out a few seconds later, gagging. Apparently, I clogged his toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend chuckling to himself. Turns out he had just clogged the toilet. When he called maintenance, halfway through explaining the problem he started hysterically giggling and had to hang up mid-sentence. This has been a reoccurring theme. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, the cute boy in my biology class I had been crushing on invited me over to study for a huge test. Once I got to his house, I really had to use the bathroom. I ended ending up taking a huge dump and clogging up his toilet. He had to come plunge it for me. FML
Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML
Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
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xDaBOMBDINGERx 0
How did he call you when your phone was in the toilet..???
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
Man, what a ******' ****.
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Comments (124)
yourlifesfucked 0
ydi for dating a 12 year old you pedo!.... see where i went there?
omgzdude 0
I don't even know toddlers that stupid!
blastvortex 4
YDI for dating a moron.
haveninmuse 0
dump that retard
leadrunner751 3
drop his iPod in to see if it short circuits when you take a shit
FockinA 0
wuh ? don't you mean to say ex-boyfriend ? better yet, marry him and divorce him, take half his crap and sell it on ebay. he'll probly want to buy it back. lmao
SteeleTom 0
How did he call you?
wolfy_fml 5
@162: Probably by shouting across the house.
MtDewAddict 4
YDI for continuing to date a moron. This can't be the first stupid thing he's done. Plus, he can't even plunge a toilet. What a useless tard.
dread205 0
Take your phone, dunk it in the toilet again, and shove it in his face.
maddie1 0
i agree with waterynuggets ;)