Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend walked out of the bathroom, informed me he'd accidentally peed on the floor, and told me I could clean it up when I get a chance. FML
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Today, I woke up to the sound of my boyfriend full-on peeing into our tiny trash bin. The trash bin was basket material, so the pee was all over the floor. Once he'd finished, he went to bed, passed out and left me to clean it all up. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me over, all just to unclog his toilet. It was clogged because he put my phone in it while he was taking a dump to see if it would actually flush. FML
Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that he pees on the toilet seat just to piss me off. FML
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Top comments
sparkledoge 29
That's when you ask him how fast he thinks he can mop a floor.
coolmike699 26
Is your boyfriend 5?
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Comments (39)
interesting33 37
He got distracted whilst peeing?
emh86 14
My thought exactly :/
Catdragon 40
So.. how far was it?
IssacB 14
Lol your boyfriend's an idiot. He'd have to walk forward anyway, bc the pee stream dwindles. Just stay peeing close to the toilet, smh.
Lalala579121 28
Well the Olympics are just starting, so maybe he's trying to make a new sport.
ThrottleJockey 36
You might have to check the "athletes" for penile enhancing drugs.
Migole 36
I'm so glad my boyfriend sits down while peeing when I read shit like this. But he's the one responsible for cleaning the bathroom anyway.
jcash52426 5
I think the question everyone wants to know is how far Back did he get before he peed all over the floor!?!?!?
species4872 20
speechless
samlovesham1234 9
And this is most likely the reason why there is always a piss puddle under every urinal and toilet in the men's washroom. Why must they act like animals?
MysteryGuest214 10
You deserved for dating an infant. Now do the right thing and don't reproduce.
riptor911 10
Sooo...how far could he pee?