Today, I spent five hours in the back seat of a car with two dogs. Both had been sprayed by a skunk earlier in the day. One had a gas problem. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog and I got sprayed by a skunk. I have no tomato juice or baking soda, and the bus doesn't come for another 3 hours. FML
Today, I ran over a recently-killed skunk in the road. My truck now smells absolutely rancid, and the smell will probably last for months. At least it goes well with my dog, who was also skunked 6 weeks ago. FML
Today, my house absolutely reeks of skunk after my dog got tagged at 10pm last night and we didn’t realize it until she was already back inside. This is on top of a nasty case of whole body poison ivy my 6 year-old is dealing with, and my wife’s appendix decided to leave the chat last week. FML
Today, I had to ride in the back seat of a car, next to a large, hyperactive dog who experiences nervous bowel movements. FML
Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML
Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
Today, I ran over my third skunk in over 16 days. I should probably return my driver's license to the DMV. FML
Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
Today, I was in the car with my mom taking the dog to the vet, when he peed on me. We were taking him there because he hadn't peed in three days. FML
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Top comments
ThrottleJockey 36
Wasn't this outlawed in the Geneva convention?
Inkoseh 33
Are you also a dog? I'm sorry, I read this and thought it funnier as if you weren't really complaining and just voicing your observations.
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Comments (11)
Inkoseh 33
Are you also a dog? I'm sorry, I read this and thought it funnier as if you weren't really complaining and just voicing your observations.
Casey Gable 4
I would rather be stuck with dogs than people
EmDizzle2007 28
ah huh...
RichardPencil 32
Have you smelled a skunked dog?
rockninja 21
well good luck getting that smell out of your nose or clothes.
RJR 5
Well.. at least the dog farts were covered up by the skunk smell.
jbuckets_404 39
Well, that doesn't actually seem to be the case here. Otherwise, said farts wouldn't have been noticed or remarked upon by OP....
slym12312425 9
perhaps the smell was masked and o p was simply complaining about the noise from explosive flatulence?
ThrottleJockey 36
Wasn't this outlawed in the Geneva convention?
QueenCortana Tiffany Turner 16
best comment ever
katydid91 31
Look on the bright side, your sinuses are probably pretty clear right now.