Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Whilst browsing the web, I clicked on an ad that said "How to Get Your Ex Back in a Day". Now I am single and have a computer virus. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
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Tripartita 45
Those exploitative ads will get you when you're most vulnerable. When my cat died, I clicked on one that said "Reanimate Dead Animals With This One Weird Trick" and sure enough, I got a virus. Not a computer virus… it just wasn't a particularly sanitary trick.
MrConfusion 21
Everyone knows those things are scams. YDI
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MrConfusion 21
Everyone knows those things are scams. YDI
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Well, everyone but OP
knight2109 12
Well yeah everybody in their right mind. But really how many rational decisions compared to irrational do you make when you're morally distraught.
DoDaJulio 13
Well she had just been through a breakup. People don't think things all the way through. That's the way they design them, to catch people into it when they're vulnerable, especially during a breakup. Maybe a little YDI here, but still it was a rough time.
derpina72 23
Awww, I can't help but feel bad for OP. she might not be computer savvy, and she was sad. :( so sorry OP, but you really need to be cautious on the Internet.
Noelletakumi 36
OP here. Yeah, I learned my lesson! This happened quite a while ago and since then I've happily been in a relationship for a year. So, all's well in the end.
PackardBell_fml 19
You're not the op, buddy. I don't see a checkmark. Quit your lying.
ekimen 22
It sucks that you and your boyfriend broke up, but why would you ever trust a dodgy advert like that!?
xChaos 29
She must've been pretty weak after the break up.
fakedsincerity 32
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Well he sounds super insecure. Sounds like you're well rid. Sorry about your computer though.
MrConfusion 21
How can you gather that he sounds super insecure? All she wrote is that they broke up..
fakedsincerity 32
Because he broke up with her because she (accidentally) clicked on an article about how to get back with an ex? Instead of asking why and talking about it they jumped to conclusions and broke up with her. Although I am tired and may have misread the whole thing. edit: OH OKAY I GET IT NOW. *after* they broke up she read the ad. my bad. lol.
AyeTee77 18
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You just went full retard. You never go full retard. But you did.
fakedsincerity 32
At least I owned up to my mistake! ):
turdoblast 21
actually, i presumed the same thing, that the second sentence was the explanation as to why he broke up with op: because she clicked on an ad to get her 'ex' back. misunderstanding ambiguously-worded fmls is not going full retard! op, i advise no contact rule.
leogachi 15
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@22 It's not ambiguous, it's standard english.
extrasnipes 22
How to get your ex back: You don't
The_ghetto_mango 25
Usually.
LPac5295 27
And in most cases after due time, you don't want them back!
Ravensmoon666 19
May want to get yourself a good anti-virus like Advast or something then. Hope things work out for you!
ShadowStarEXE 35
I think you mean Avast. I have it and it's pretty good. :)
mariathehoe 15
Aw I'm sorry about the break up OP! Hopefully you feel better soon! As for the computer take it to a little computer repair place, they should be able to get rid of the virus :)
Mauskau 36
Or just download free software such as Superantispyware to get rid of it. That's what I use when people bring infected machines to me.
sunsetium 14
YDI for clicking on one of those. Sorry it didn't work out with your Ex tho
roxxyfoxxy3 25
I'm really sorry, OP. That sucks. Try checking out buzzfeed next time. See if they have any articals.
PhoenixChick 26
I think I'd rather have the virus
booze_n_bitches 37
Better a virus from the web, than a virus from your ex...
Tripartita 45
Those exploitative ads will get you when you're most vulnerable. When my cat died, I clicked on one that said "Reanimate Dead Animals With This One Weird Trick" and sure enough, I got a virus. Not a computer virus… it just wasn't a particularly sanitary trick.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
But did it reanimate your cat? You never told us!
bigdfootball97 24
Omg this is the greatest comment I've ever seen ?
Colon_Man 17
I clicked one of those ads, too. I went from being a 38 year old man, to looking like a 50 year old woman!
Malsain_fml 10
I don't want to sound respectless, but I would never have bet that someone would fall for an ad to "reanimate dead animals"... Sounds unrealistic to me! I'd rather look for the 7 dragonballs. Might be funnier!
Shadowpartner 11
67, if you look closely, you might realise that he was only making a joke.