Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Whilst browsing the web, I clicked on an ad that said "How to Get Your Ex Back in a Day". Now I am single and have a computer virus. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
Those exploitative ads will get you when you're most vulnerable. When my cat died, I clicked on one that said "Reanimate Dead Animals With This One Weird Trick" and sure enough, I got a virus. Not a computer virus… it just wasn't a particularly sanitary trick.
MrConfusion 21
Everyone knows those things are scams. YDI
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Comments (81)
fatcat52 3
You single because you use the word whilst
Winterhood 0
I think the internet is too advanced for you. Maybe you should find something not social to do.
NYGiants1925 22
It sucks that you got dumped but the virus is your fault. Never click on stuff like that.
Kingbenford 12
It's your own fault for clicking those types of ads
IcedSapphire 27
I'm sorry about your breakup, OP. But, if he doesn't feel the same way then there's no way to force feelings back.
Lars93 18
kezia nobel ( on YouTube )
lmbachman 23
Malwarebytes. Best fix for your computer. For your dating life ... Not so much.
iwadasn 33
Why would you ever click on an ad like that? Have you never used the internet before?
John_in_Oz 12
It might not be not a virus. Try 'clear history; clear cookies'. If that doesn't fix it, there's a free online anti-virus scan from McAfee.
griffingettman01 7
Do you live in Boise and how old are you