Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Whilst browsing the web, I clicked on an ad that said "How to Get Your Ex Back in a Day". Now I am single and have a computer virus. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
Those exploitative ads will get you when you're most vulnerable. When my cat died, I clicked on one that said "Reanimate Dead Animals With This One Weird Trick" and sure enough, I got a virus. Not a computer virus… it just wasn't a particularly sanitary trick.
MrConfusion 21
Everyone knows those things are scams. YDI
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Comments (81)
Mathalamus 25
*sigh* dont you recognize a stupid ad when you see one?
XxDanno316xX 27
The op was distracted and emotional. I'm sure we have all done something we regret while our emotions are in control.
tosdyke 16
...damn, lonely and stupid.
swordyx 5
It's not about whether it's obvious or not. Thing is it happened.. You have my sympathy..
amileah13 26
Not supposed to click on ads, they usually are gateways to get viruses on your computer.
may14th 26
YLS for the breakup, but YDI for the virus.
nickie_94 18
I think that's a sign to just move on......and clean your hard drive too
turdoblast 21
op, just a heads up, baggagereclaim is hands down THE BEST site ever for picking yourself up after a break up. i wouldn't have survived as easily through mine without it. just remember you are a strong beautiful individual and you gotta get through a few frogs to find a prince!
Madrias 36
Had to pick both. Shit happened, so your life sucks, but on the other hand, if you're browsing the web with an unprotected computer, you deserved the virus. Especially with the number of free, yet good, antivirus programs out there, there's no real excuse for not having an antivirus on your system.
copperchinchilla 19
can't speak on the break up part, but definitely a YDI on the virus
heelsss 2
Not a virus, just annoying marketing.