Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Whilst browsing the web, I clicked on an ad that said "How to Get Your Ex Back in a Day". Now I am single and have a computer virus. FML
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Cheeky
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
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Tripartita 45
Those exploitative ads will get you when you're most vulnerable. When my cat died, I clicked on one that said "Reanimate Dead Animals With This One Weird Trick" and sure enough, I got a virus. Not a computer virus… it just wasn't a particularly sanitary trick.
MrConfusion 21
Everyone knows those things are scams. YDI
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Comments (81)
FSGInsainity 15
Plot twist: He made the ad.
silent_shark 10
sucks you broke up. but ydi getting a virus. never click on adds. EVER.
ChocolateyBacon 18
Believe me, I've gotten plenty of viruses from clicking on those ads. The rule of thumb is to never click them, no matter how tempting they may seem. They're usually just clickbait.
lickmedaddy 10
same
Inuyasha843 12
I been there it's ok u will find someone else special soon
LegolasPrincess 10
I'm sorry that he broke up with you, but you should've known better than to click on those pop up ads..
zaidthunder1 27
Those ads usually turn up after you google for related terms. You were doing that, weren't you?
the_real_dvd 21
It can be activated if she changes her Facebook status. I do a lot of procurement for my job, and I get ads coming through my Facebook feed all the time for industrial equipment. Advertising has become creepy.
ajlopez 18
I'm sorry about your relationship but you still deserve is for clicking that ad... It should've been obvious that it would catch a virus from that.
Brilliant66star 17
Well, if you didn't see that coming... YDI.
SecundusSecunda 27
Quick, OP! A Nigerian prince wants to give you his fortune because you are his last relative! Send him your bank info now!