Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Whilst browsing the web, I clicked on an ad that said "How to Get Your Ex Back in a Day". Now I am single and have a computer virus. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because I found an email he had written to an ex-fling telling her he was single and wanted to meet up. He wrote that email from my computer, in my apartment, on Valentine's Day. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me, just because he found out I scam people for money on the internet. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He did it over Snapchat because he said he didn't want to hear me sad over the phone and wanted to save data. Three years down the drain. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
Those exploitative ads will get you when you're most vulnerable. When my cat died, I clicked on one that said "Reanimate Dead Animals With This One Weird Trick" and sure enough, I got a virus. Not a computer virus… it just wasn't a particularly sanitary trick.
MrConfusion 21
Everyone knows those things are scams. YDI
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Comments (81)
masterminor 16
OP, If you go in a circle you will never move forward. As for your computer, try Malwarebytes. :)
rainbowsylveon 9
Breakups are hard, and they suck. your life sucks for that part. I did have to vote both though because those ads are always scammy. hopefully the virus will be easy enough to take care of!
theamazingd 17
Sorry about the breakup! FYL, those almost always suck. But YDI on that virus for clicking on an ad. Get Malwarebytes, run your antivirus, CCleaner couldn't hurt, too. It'll be alright.
Mf2307 15
this is why we don't click on random ads on a site
Oyas12 14
first of all "After which..." second, welcome to the internet, seriously? a random ad on the internet? that's like, rule #1
xn3x 10
Rule of happiness #13: Never ever try getting your ex back. Relationship that went as far as to a breakup can never be healthy and/or happy. Good luck, OP with cleaning the computer and also with moving on!
Zarcissa 34
Ads? What are those? Praise the lord for AdBlock+, no need to see those anymore.
Eliteknif3R 10
Guys,in OP,s Defense she/he must be devastated,we all arent thinking,we just got our heart broken.
TacoMan02 14
YDI for not having antivirus.
8Dirty1 24
at least YOU didn't get a virus