Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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ShroomsOnAcid 17
You should shut him up with some free-style slapping.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
What's more ridiculous is taking a joke like that seriously. ;)
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Comments (194)
Minecraftering 5
You haven't heard? Free-style rapping is a respected medium to break up woth someone through now.
darkinners 6
time to have some free style ******* with someone else.
Cheesecakee 11
Atleast it's creative..
Racbhat13 0
well it is original... a great party story... cool story bro!
OctoberRainfall 13
Think you may have dodged a bullet there
ewputthataway 0
I like you purely because of your picture...
Humanspider 18
I wonder was it at least a good rap? It would have sucked more if he broke up with op with a bad rap song.
Erimar 4
Sounds like that one scene in "Sunny in Philadelphia"...
ilarsnl 9
At least he didnt dump you at Wal Mart or via text..
IBelongToJeebus 0
You should have had a rap battle with him.
Ashley91129 6
Was he at least good?