Emily
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via the medium of free-style rapping. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
rotezora
Basel, Switzerland
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML
mish
Leominster, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML
whatheffers
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me using Lady GaGa lyrics. FML
hmacy
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Anonymous
Venezuela
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML
rplovez
Canada
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
ktinanic
United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML
Angie
San Francisco, United States
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML
lil123
Calgary, Canada
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
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ShroomsOnAcid 17
You should shut him up with some free-style slapping.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
What's more ridiculous is taking a joke like that seriously. ;)
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Comments (194)
MelTheGreat 23
Props to your boyfriend. At least he was original.
rubberduckie94 13
well it was rap, and a break up rap at that, but at least you inspired a spontanious(sp) song to be wrote about you.
hateevryone 15
such an idiot. he really did you a favor anyway.
ImStillProud 5
Even though that sucks, free-style rapping isn't that easy. Lets hear the song!
perdix 31
Aw, I'm sorry, you deserve better. Specifically, a guy who will dump you by rapping with a strict scheme of meter and rhyme. Hotel, Motel, Holiday Inn. **** Off!
xSorry_fml 10
This fml is awesome. This is better than getting a break up text.
JukeboxValkyrie 19
You should have retorted in the same style. Then call up Nice Peter and it could be an "Epic Rap Battle of Present-Day."
Fletchdads 9
He is my new hero
moonsigh 0
Can I have him?
woiz 11
eminem's fan..