Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML
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bananaa11 0
You should make all your words insulting :)
Cali_Girl_Jess 3
Same thing happened to my friend, except after a couple of turns he resigned with "what's the point of playing words with friends if we're not friends?"
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Comments (113)
SkoomaKi 28
It happens, I'm sure you'll move on :)
BarDownDaily 12
He sounds like an ass anyway
VenomSiphon 13
Words with Friends with Benefits, perhaps ;) ?
YtotsDI 0
Who wants unicorn crack? Very good for the sinus' it's home maaaaadeeeeee
nixter5 18
As I was reading this FML, I had a notification that it was my move in a game I was playing. Yeah, I have no life.
AlaskanEskimo34 0
31- bravo. gotta give you props for that one
qwertsarecool122 23
D u c h e b a g i M
gogobear33 0
That must have taken forever to do.
graham11 14
Good try 65.. But mr misfit has you beat by about 237 points!
JacobWithaY 5
I wush I cuold plai thut gaim
iDaniel525 8
You need to learn how to spell first, 91.
downtime 13
Why are so many people reading this as "he broke up with me over words with friends"?
downtime 13
Actually it doesn't. If it said "BY severing all forms of communication but one" that would make sense. Currently it just suggests they broke up and he cut her out of his life except to play Words with Friends.
bananaa11 0
You should make all your words insulting :)
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Can I trade my words in for physical harm?
dglover88 0
How's it going?
thisisafunnyname 12
I played ***** and **** against someone before
Mak007 13
71-you can message on an iPhone/iPod. Have to be on a board in the app and in the top right there is a chat button.
graham11 14
53- cool picture, asshole. you're going to murder some birds with that finger.
crazyj1270 4
Haha yep
arin2009 0
Wow bitch!!!! No OP that's sad.... But to artard up ther.. Lol yea for powitica icowectness :)
iDaniel525 8
Uhh....what?^
2muchfun1 7
BASTARD - 56 points.
Zeppelin1969 5
52- just like you can't spell slaughter without laughter!
Insomniasenemy 6
I agree all the way!!
domking1315 20
Your next word should be 'Loser'
SpicyDuck 22
How about Fuckyou.
GoW_Chick 15
21- I had to read your post a few times for my dumbass to finally get it
qwertsarecool122 23
F U C K O Y
graham11 14
66- that would not count because words must be spelled with letters in the correct order. Not quite the same rules as word searches but close..
graham11 14
I would come up with something a bit more harsh than loser. Urban dictionary would be quite useful.
Cami15 6
Sorry bout that :(. But hey, words with friends is a pretty fun game
graham11 14
What the **** is that supposed to say? No triple word or letter tiles over there..
EllyMo 15
Guys like that aren't worth being with anyway, you'll look back one day and be glad it ended before it went too far. And one day (hopefully) he will grow up.
silentbutfunny 0
I dont understand why one thing somebody does makes them "not worth it" and should be shunned out of the reproductive world. Maybe hes being a dumbass or selfish or had a bad day. But theres a whole life the person had that your judging through somebody else's word.
downtime 13
...Guys who break up with people aren't worth being with? Oh dear. You're pretty much ****** then aren't you?
Cali_Girl_Jess 3
Same thing happened to my friend, except after a couple of turns he resigned with "what's the point of playing words with friends if we're not friends?"
crystalpanda321 0
Omg exact thing happened today! I wish it was my turn do I could resign I'm him!! Jerk
Indigo14 6
Don't lose sleep over it, go out and find someone better! :)
Rddvl 11
They should have words with ex's or something like that.
Lilacware 4
That sounds like a great idea.
Red_Wing_Nut44 14
Words With Enemies?
rattusrattus 19
That's where you have a full arsenal concealed upon your person as you play.
iDaniel525 8
Game over.