Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
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babyteef 0
At least he was honest and didn't make some "its not you its me" excuse..
Pfrmbrzl 0
at least he wasn't leading you on..
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Comments (113)
duckiedolittle 0
ouch.
sheisawesome 0
haha that sucks
Xavi89 0
what's up roho
waterynuggets 0
John Mayer had a change of heart?
ruby84 1
hahahhaha he's good! I can turn this into a song
picturescrazy 24
Had the circumstances been different, that's pretty awesome xD
Drakanaa 0
Well ain't that sweet :3
lovinit5683 0
Well he must enjoy your pussy!!! I guess you both stopped purring=D Seriously though it couldve been worse so don't be so upset
hulagirl1217 0
Lmfao. :D Oh and that does suck...
Veronicaa09 0
damn thts a wrong choice 4 a guy tht wants more sex than love serious! love is sex! sex is love!