Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
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babyteef 0
At least he was honest and didn't make some "its not you its me" excuse..
Pfrmbrzl 0
at least he wasn't leading you on..
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Comments (113)
babykitsune102 0
it dosint sound like a break up.... 2 me it sounds like a lets have sex more kinda thing :)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
thats messed up
geoLa16 0
I don't get the FML
LaJuana 0
he's an ass hole
Jay_JWLH 0
Not such a bad metaphor actually. Not many people understand that sexual desires and romantic attraction can be treated as two different things, although they can have their connections. I guess what he meant to say is that although he truly does love you, he has the guts to tell you he wants to get more out of his sex life. But without having to do it behind your back. You have to admire his honesty. But hate how he thinks sex is more important.
SabrinaRose 0
I've had worse After breaking up with me an hour previously my ex texted me "There has been a rebellion" When I said WTF he said "HE wants you" yeah.............
icehoused 0
dude sounds like a nerdy bitch
xxindigobluexx 0
This is not an FML because now you can see just how lame your boyfriend was. Be happy that he's your ex.
ostrichman20 0
maybe you should put out more.....
heavymetalman1 0
imagine if it was the other way around.