Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
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babyteef 0
At least he was honest and didn't make some "its not you its me" excuse..
Pfrmbrzl 0
at least he wasn't leading you on..
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Comments (113)
XxMaiWeingxX 0
they do have a brain of their own you know
davek 36
If only everybody had that guy's honesty!
drinkinpints 0
the penis wants what the penis wants!
superbabies 0
A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do; this one just happens to be poetic about it.
mnbbv 0
what is FAFP?
swineninety9 0
I've never known anyone male or female who hasent cheated, get over it, people like to ****.
bogan35 0
well, aren't you just a jackass?
cmc140 0
at least you didn't find out thru facebook status.
passcode5 5
I think it's kinda sweet.
NinjaSonic 0
Um.... Tell him "I gave you more but you couldn't feel is because your penis is to small!"-
myownenemy 0
this is actually sweet of him. yd for being the kind to take it otherwise.
Aj4710 0
53 win. sonic rulz.
rohosoccer08 1
why are all the comments on fml disappearing?
skelator 3
wow... nice body, u obviously actually play soccer!
rohosoccer08 1
what were u agreeing with me about?