Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying he had to move away to be with his dad, who's just been diagnosed with cancer. After talking to his sister, I discovered that not only is his dad healthy, he's not moving away either; he's just gotten back with his ex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months broke up with me because he is moving. He's only moving 20 minutes away. FML
Today, I went to see my boyfriend with the intention of breaking up with him. Instead I discovered that he lost his job today and has to move back in with his parents. I can't bring myself to dump someone who's already crying about his horrible day. Now I have to comfort my soon-to-be ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years broke up with me because he wanted some independence. He moved back into his parents' house. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years, whom I just signed a year lease, broke up with me, exactly a week after my best friend's funeral in my last year of college. I can't afford to live in our apartment alone. I'm going to have to drop out and move in with my sister states away. FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years broke up with me over video chat. Two days before I was to move across the country to be with him. All of my things are already shipped. He said he thinks of me as a sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he'd resolved all the issues with his ex and is getting back together with her. Normally I could tolerate this if it weren't for the fact that I just moved to a different country to live with him, and turned down a university and a scholarship. FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
Today, my ex called and said he still loved me. I said I’d move across the country to be with him. Then he said we could live in his dad’s house, so I can protect him from his sister’s best friend, who gave him chlamydia. At the end of call, he said he’s seeing someone and he likes her because she buys him gifts and food. FML
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Top comments
aswan10 3
He's not worth it! You can do better :)
Blue_Raven 4
Wow, that sucks, He should of just told you the truth instead of making up a lie that includes his fathers health.
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Comments (188)
RigPig 3
She must be super hot.
Michaelsgirl04 9
you're single, aren't you?
theneatoburrito 8
Wow, what a complete asshole. You should call his dad and ask how he's doing, just to make things awkward. Sorry OP, that must've sucked, but you deserve better. FYL.
Wayne913 13
He didn't deserve you in the first place.
NFSMax 5
Ask him in a few years how did the funeral go? He will be stupid thinking that u are....
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
Do you realize you make no ******* sense?
trucker67 10
You can do way better , anyone who comes up with that kind of story instead of telling the truth is a total loser and doesn't deserve to be with you .
smydiwannafthata 5
Call his dad and tell him you wish his cancer cures soon.
bettyc4 26
Kick.his.ass.!
MrRager7 1
Don't worry. You don't wanna be with a boy that doesn't have the balls to be straight up. This is a blessing in disguise.
Eorlas 31
Good that he left he doesn't deserve you anyway.
woolymittens 11
Lying about moving away is one thing, but lying about a family member having cancer is disgusting :/ just to get back with an ex.. I'd punch him where it hurts! Vile prick -.-