Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML
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Today, I fell asleep at my boyfriend’s house and missed my curfew. It’s almost 4 a.m. Scrambling, I arrived home to find the locks changed. On the door knob was a note: “Go live with your boyfriend, you slut. See if he cooks and cleans up after you. I’ll help you move out your stuff in the morning. - Mom” FML
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Top comments
LeeRed 15
You should've told her that if it wasn't for fornication, she wouldn't be here right now.
thejewishfuhrer 17
Should've replied with: "Then why do you have a son?" and walked out of there with your head held up high. Course, you probably wouldn't be allowed back in after a stunt like that.
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Comments (117)
btstig 11
Tourette's is a bitch. Don't take is personally.
MatteKudasai 17
Since when did she have Tourette's?
1dvs_bstd 41
Dafuq?
Chris455 8
Wrong fml?
TinyEMT 6
I'd be terrified lol.
lolkaela 6
I think anybody would be.
oj101 33
I'd thump her back with a Bible.
LeeRed 15
You should've told her that if it wasn't for fornication, she wouldn't be here right now.
Enslaved 38
Why is that? Was the mom's parents not married? Unless fornication means something other than sex without being married.
nahbean13 3
Enslaved is right. You have no evidence that OP's boyfriend's mom's parents weren't married when they conceived her. Fornication isn't sex, it's intercourse between people who aren't married to each other.
LeeRed 15
Why so serious!!??
Cartera 10
Because the community tends to take shit too seriously at times.
Sly_Assassin 11
OPs boyfriends moms parents could've been married when they had her
SammyS2012 21
Does no one know what the word fornication mean? It's not just sex; it's sex between an unwed couple
princessleeloo 3
Are all of you really that stupid? I think you guys may need to pick up a dictionary. fornication: noun: consensual sexual intercourse between two persons not married to each other. -the word you all are thinking of is adultery.
ZanderBorn 8
Who the **** cares
Marvin_Kay 10
Crazy mom strikes again!
thejewishfuhrer 17
Should've replied with: "Then why do you have a son?" and walked out of there with your head held up high. Course, you probably wouldn't be allowed back in after a stunt like that.
RaveBlade 4
Wtf... Your name.. Seriously?
nahbean13 3
If she thinks that fornication is a sin, then she probably has a son because she had sex with her husband. People don't only have children out of wedlock, you know.
biggestfan23 11
#5 do you know the definition of fornication?
muzy 23
68- From the looks of things, a lot of people around here don't.
NippsSlipps 10
What a c***. She sounds like a total looney, and I'm sure she's fornicated many times. Ignore the mother OP.
ksuth 25
Considering she has a child, yes I'm sure she has fornicated many times
klovemachine 24
The dad was probably terrible in bed or really tiny down there, so she was just jealous :D
brackaman 18
I think if she's jealous of some girl on her son's penis, they officially have more important things to worry about.
Shilokitten666 19
For all of u above, the mother may be a severe catholic, in which case she woudlnt fornicate since thats sex between unwed couples and thats probably why she screamed its a sin
cmyk 19
Why were you not helping with the dishes? Sounds bit rude just going to bed without helping if it was only you two there.. However, his mum sounds like a mental patience.. Good luck with that..
foshizzle82 7
*patient.
DomDomxoxo 16
7: There was probably a total of 2 plates and 2 glasses. Can't men do dishes by themselves?
cmyk 19
Thanks :) hehe. All I'm thinking is why not bother to do things together at Christmas instead of going to bed and let your partner do all the work? No matter male or female. I always help my hubby, mum / dad or mother in law during Christmas dinner as its much nicer with company than doing it all alone.. Goes quicker too. As I'm assuming there is as much dishes as we get where I'm from, its not a 5 min job..
kozzard 17
some households won't let a guest do the dishes,or any other chores, even if said guest is a significant other.
monstersocks 5
OP might of helped put dinner away before she went and layed down.
starbunnytwinkle 3
Or maybe OP's the one who cooked dinner
Minna_fml 14
First relationship I've ever been in where a guy does this. Awkward on what to do while they're cleaning up, but nice.
DanielleinDC 34
Maybe OP cooked dinner. Or she offered to do the dishes and the boyfriend--being a good guy--said no, he'd take care of it. Either way, that really sucks that Psycho Mom wasn't away. And considering you were just lying in bed and the boyfriend wasn't there, I imagine there was no fornicating going on. yet.
LeeRed 15
Wait wait wait!! Somethings wrong with this picture. HE DID THE DISHES!!??
sonuskos 6
Indeed he did.
pradip 26
You can't ask your girlfriend to do the dishes in your parents home. Also everyone stop stating OP's boyfriend's mom badly. Some people believe sex before certain age or premarital sex as a sin.
the_smart_way 10
It's ok for people to believe that, but when they inflict their beliefs upon others, that's the problem here.
bwzwally8 15
RUN FOREST RUN!
WrongRomance 11
Reverse it on her. Start wearing a cross necklace and carrying the bible. When she comes near, hiss at her and douse her with "holy water" (from the toilet) Then her guilty conscience will get stronger, and every little sin she has/is committing will be a heavier burden.
frecktured 14
Nah, OP and her bf's mom are probably Muslims.