Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
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Top comments
DesiLikesHerSome 1
He's not worth it.
mom2pen 4
And you'll give him another chance when they sell ice water in hell.
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Comments (164)
2dog 15
No that isn't fair
serenitychaos20 6
Well that sounds like your fault for being a materialistic snob. :) prepare for a birthday break up too.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
First of all, How do you know if OP is a Materialistic snob? Not every one is like that, #52. You can't directly assume she's overly materialistic just because her boyfriend says she's "high maintenance". That could be just an excuse to not get her something nice for Christmas. You could've been more supportive to OP rather than side with her Boyfriend's lazy-ass response and blame her for being "High Maintenance".
serenitychaos20 6
Oh get your panties out of a bunch. Ever think maybe she IS materialistic, and the bf isn't actually a cheap douche like everyone says? :)
Hilljack3 2
You know why right. So he doesn't hafta buy and Christmas or valentines day gifts lol
Clarese 0
Don't put yourself through that! Your better than that. Move on and be happy.
beckham2121 0
This is so freaking legit. Ima do that to my girl :)
Bebbo_fml 21
or you can dump his ass and find someone who appreciates you.
GoW_Chick 15
This is why my boyfriend and I buy gifts that we can both use together everyone wins.
brick_man33 14
I guess your relationship, is suffering from a recession .
yayayaa 0
Maybe the boyfriend isn't a douche and op really is just high maintenance....
TheEpicPies 15
That's nice.