Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
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DesiLikesHerSome 1
He's not worth it.
mom2pen 4
And you'll give him another chance when they sell ice water in hell.
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Comments (164)
beebananaz88 0
Well stop being such a gold digging bitch (:
serenitychaos20 6
Hahaha this
flockz 20
hahaha IS SPARTA!!!
perdix 31
Look, you possess a ******, right? There are plenty of guys out there who will "maintain" you to whatever you demand in exchange for ready access to your special orifice.
Rommel1942 9
****
Jaxx66 21
Mostly true. Some think there are easier ones to attract! :P
cass1_l0ve 13
Plain and simple: he's being a dick and is to lazy to buy you something. Either that or he wants to get out and explore other women,,, which is a bit acceptable because then he wouldn't be cheating. But if it's just cause money, he's a douche bag. Leave him and go get some crazy hot man all for yourself!!!!
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Pretty sure it's just because of money because he dumped her before Christmas (gift giving holiday) and is willing to "try again" AFTER Valentine's Day (another gift-giving holiday for couples.) That right there pretty much screams "I don't want to spend any time or money trying to get you something."
Hilljack3 2
I'd hafta agree with the other replier. That's why he did it. Because he doesn't wanna spend any money on her. That's why it's not until after valentines day
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
71, ladies and gentleman: here to paraphrase whatever you want. No charge.
kulliken 5
Solution, blow his best friend and when he confronts you about it simply respond"he didn't find me to high maintenance" forever destroying his friendship but his emotional stability for at least a few months
Dracoboxer357 36
Lmao! I'm totally with you on that idea!
PeachyJinx 7
Uhh no.. I'm pretty sure she'll just end up looking like a ***** o_O & as for their friendship, it'll still be intact. Its not like he really cares for her >_>
CataracsFan 10
Haha he told you ..
kphippie 0
Sounds like you too shouldn't be togeather
MissusDolly 12
Well, if you gave him a mile long Christmas wish list or asked for something extremely expensive, I could understand what he means by "high maintenance."
ohdearinsanity 3
figures. he doesn't want to buy you a gift. cheapskate...
DanniMal87 3
Some people do expect their significant other to give them the world during the holidays. Just make sure you are expecting what is within his means and you'll be fine!
bizarre_ftw 22
Agree, lead him on, don't take him back