Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
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DesiLikesHerSome 1
He's not worth it.
mom2pen 4
And you'll give him another chance when they sell ice water in hell.
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Comments (164)
babydiamond_fml 9
Why after valentines day?maybe he has plans with another miss..don't go back 2 him.period
jjkiss 0
TFM
Just_A_Panda 9
Look, he's not worth it. He's probably cheap, selfish, and/or not-so boyfriend material if he's going to break up with you for being "high maintenance" when it comes to the holidays. I bet you're smart enough to not go back to him after Feb. 14. You know that's just wrong. You can do better.
argybargy 3
Speaking as a man, I agree completely. Next time you hear from him, your first response should be "I'm sorry, you have the wrong number" or "who are you?".
Larion1 13
it is his prodblem if he wants to present you swarovski or tiffany and you should leave him right now but it is your problem if you demand more than he can afford
MeleMallory 0
Are you high maintenance?
jdr2995 0
Was the sex good?
ame_franky 0
he ****** up. don't take him back. you're not to high maintenance you're normal. men are just too selfish with their toys all year to give a shit about ppl who love them. he's a selfish bitch whose going to **** a bunch of actually high maintenance girls and then when the days pass where he'd have to give you anything even if it were just a thoughtful note. he's going to expect you to beg.
MusicLover1o1_fml 0
It is probably just an excuse not to give you any gifts. Believe it or not, this is the reason why most couples break up just before the holidays. I feel sorry for you. He is just a cheap half-wit b*****d.
dansco 25
What a cheap bastard! Give him no fcuking chance and find someone else!
silvergaze 1
Go semicolons!