Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because I'm too "high maintenance" during the holidays. Not to worry, though; he's willing give me another chance sometime after Valentine's day. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He wants us to stay friends, though, so he can continue to use my coffee maker. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm too nice. Apparently, me being nice to him makes him feel guilty. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, I hadn’t seen my boyfriend since New Year’s Day, then we went out for lunch Valentine's Day and at the end of the date he didn’t even kiss me. He texted me at midnight tonight saying he sorry he’s a jerk and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML
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Top comments
DesiLikesHerSome 1
He's not worth it.
mom2pen 4
And you'll give him another chance when they sell ice water in hell.
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Comments (164)
twogingers1fire 7
Does anyone else notice OP forgot the word "to" between "willing" and "give"?
suckstosuck99 0
D-BAG DEE DA BOP BOP, D-BAG DEE DA BOP BOP.
Pslcybn5 7
Cheap bastard!
carboncopy 4
Once had a bf who'd break up or ask to be on a break every birthday, Christmas and Vday. He's not worth it!
xForeverNever 6
He's just being a cheap ass and doesn't wanna spend his money to buy you gifts. What an asshole.
DomoLaDii 8
that's ****** up lol.. he dumped u for the holidays....
samaroo0 0
Wow what a jerk!!! I'd kick his ass!!!
ohSNAPyall 27
In other words, he's cheap.
Glitterprincess 8
What a jerk. Don't bother giving him another chance. He'll just do the same thing next Christmas!
monster_tamer 11
Hope you told him not to worry, he won't have to worry about maintaining you ever again, because he's not getting a second chance?