Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
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crazy4books23 13
You shouldn't be with a guy like that no matter what you look like. Everyone deserves a good person.
dryersheet 11
You are better off. Lose that weight and look super good then laugh in his face when he comes crawling back.
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Comments (131)
leydia 10
I hate how ugly fat guys think they're exempt in appearances, yet their mate has to be a perfect 10. It's true women prefer personality to looks ,however, any guy who acts that way is clearly not a winner in the personality department either.
SnowWolfDancer 4
better off without him if that's his attitude!
linnie_wesker 20
Guys like that make me laugh. I dated a guy that was really nerdy, and uh.. well, extremely unattractive, to be honest, to the point that people would ask me what I was doing with him. In the end he broke up with me because he said he only liked girls that were tall, extremely thin, and blonde. Like supermodels, basically. I was like LOL WTF. It's been a few years and he still hasn't found anyone like that who will actually date him. It's true that appearance isn't everything, but some people are just freakin deluded.
PhishloverA 14
He obviously doesn't love you for you so you don't need him
BreezZz 3
I'm sorry but ya man is funny lmao he asshole but funny
HighlandShadows 48
If he can't accept you at your "worst," then he didn't deserve you at your best. You're better off without the douche.
skittles_fairy07 4
Don't call him a douche! That would imply that he can get close to a ******. Which with an attitude like his, he won't be getting close to anytime soon.
noisebox 1
Is he a truck driver with tattoos ? Or a biker?
realmenhaveclass 3
If he can't see you for who you really are then he doesn't deserve you
c0c0_fml 16
He said he broke up because you're overweight but I say it's because he doesn't love you. If he did, he wouldn't care. Obviously, you don't want to be with someone who doesn't love you so might as well end it now. Sorry :(
BubbaJ80 11
It's his loss...so just be happy however you want to be