Today, I'm in the hospital and it's been 44 hours since I've eaten anything. My doctors won't let me eat and my parents are sitting across the room, eating. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
I told you so
Today, my parents brought home lunch from a shady grocery store deli. They mused about how hard I am to feed because I turned it down; the last time I ate anything from there, it gave me botulism, and it tastes horrible anyway. They both got sick. Now I'm playing nurse to both. No apologies yet. FML
Hangry time
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Waiting for a Xmas miracle
Today, I'm in agony. I can't eat or drink anything without being in pain, including water. Doctors don't know what's wrong with me, and can only prescribe me painkillers I can only take 3 times a day. FML
Today, it's been a week since I've been in hospital. No one has been to visit me. The nurses have nicknamed me "The Lonely One." FML
FEED ME
Today, I woke up in a military hospital, after having all four wisdom teeth out yesterday. A nurse came in with a breakfast trolley full of eggs and bacon, looks at my pleading face, looks at her clipboard and says, "Only non-solid foods for you, private." FML
Today, it's been a full week since my last orthodontist appointment and I still can't eat anything besides Slimfast and pudding. FML
Today, I was supposed to be enjoying a long-anticipated, desperately needed, weekend away. Turns out those "little stomach twinges" were actually symptoms of appendicitis. I'm stuck in the hospital, alone, recovering from surgery, while my family is enjoying our non-refundable break. FML
Mixed signals
Today, I got in trouble with my doctor for eating too soon after surgery. Why was I eating? Because the nurses brought me food, which apparently I should've known not to eat. FML
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Afterwards, my parents thought it would be a great idea to have my favourite meal. I got to watch them enjoy it. FML
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crazy4books23 13
That sucks OP. I hope they let you eat soon!
Charmillionaire 13
So sorry OP. I've been there before, with the exception of evil parents.
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lookryan 16
First!!!
crazy4books23 13
That sucks OP. I hope they let you eat soon!
AbstraktThoughts 13
D: npo for almost 2 days?! Hope you feel better OP :/ think about it this way: it's all in an attempt to make you feel better :)
chell1894 13
I would panic and steal their food.
Lisha_B 5
water and salt=electrolytes
pradip 26
2 - who better than you to feel for him. Your profile is all about food
journeytotheend 16
hahaha, that's something my dad would do
BrimfullOfAsher 20
Feel free to return the favor when your parents are stuck living on energy drinks like Sustical.
journeytotheend 16
Really -12 for that post!! Here I'll get things started on this one
Charmillionaire 13
So sorry OP. I've been there before, with the exception of evil parents.
onlychildFTW 34
It isn't fun being stuck like that. I was in a similar situation. But my parents didn't eat in front of me either. Sorry OP. FYL.
imperialtl 12
Since when did eating become evil? They need to eat and they had the decency of doing it in another room.
imperialtl 12
Oops. Read it wrong. That is actually a bitch move on their part.
audrey_taylor 4
They can't even give you I've chips or something!?
audrey_taylor 4
*ice chips. Damn auto correct.
sleepinginclass 8
You really think ice chips would help?
audrey_taylor 4
It's better than nothing.
MormonPornstar 7
Generally... water doesn't fulfill the body's need for nutrients or desire for food, despite the fact that it's an appetite suppressant. If you can survive on ice chips, kudos.
audrey_taylor 4
True. I was just meaning it for something that could subside the hunger for a little. I hope the OP's doctor will give him/her something soon! (:
onlychildFTW 34
You aren't allowed ANYTHING. Including water. I've been there. 5 days. No food or water.
greenwich1945 13
26 - if you really went five days without water you must be a superhuman. I always thought a person could only survive three days, and after that was kinda on borrowed time and suffering from severe itching from dry skin and hallucinations. Unless you were on a drip, in which case you weren't being deprived of anything, although it might have felt like it.
CharresBarkrey 16
You can survive about a week without water. Although, 26, no hospital should have made you NPO for 5 days (assuming you were in a hospital as well) - that's borderline torture.
nursestudent 5
Yes they can make you NPO for as long as they need, but op probably also had IV drips going on and possibly TPN as well which would give her nutrition.
thejust666 6
At least give the guy some chips!, lol
onlychildFTW 34
IV drips give your body nutrients. There's the horrible thirst and hunger though. But your body is happy.
Skipt 7
You do realize if they are NPO, we give the patients fluids through their IV right?
ThePsyche 9
Why can't you eat OP?? D:
aspartame78 3
Sometimes doctors order a patient to have nothing by mouth for a period of time in case they have to do surgery. I went through the same thing recently. It sucks.
coolboy675 16
Because that'd be cannibalism. You're talking op's parents...right?
onlychildFTW 34
Peter doesn't have enough fat. ^^^
jesustitts 20
She may be having a baby. My sister wasn't allowed to eat until hers was born. And c-section patients have to not eat 6 hours before they're scheduled for surgery.
FMLpunster 7
Because the doctor is a dick... And wants her to starve
xXKaanaXx 7
Yeah but don't you think 44 hours is a tad excessive? When I broke my arm, I was in the emergency room waiting for 9 hours, no food or drink, to not even have surgery..
mikuxxhatsune 32
Usually you don't eat so when they operate there isn't food in the digestive systems... yoy wouldn't want them to vomit or have food spill out while operating. The time depends on where they are operating. If they are operating on somewhere not too close to the stomach them its usually 9 hours because of precautions. Otherwise it can be up to 48 hours as shown. Just to make sure it is completely clear. But that really sucks.
Pleonasm 36
I bet your hand is looking pretty good right now. I've been there, too. It's not a good place.
zingline89 18
You think OP's hand is looking pretty good? Creepy. Must be the rapist stache
GothicAngel17 24
That reminds me of a post I saw a few days ago of a guy eating his hand in the library. Eesh
Kinoster 20
Why do people vote YDI?!!?
zingline89 18
Some people just want to watch the world burn
Epikouros 32
Sorry, I clicked the wrong button. They're only millimeters apart on the mobile site.
MaleficZero 0
It's probably best for your health. Besides, they probably have you hooked up to an IV injection anyway. That alone will supply your body with the nutrients it needs.
gianthelper 1
Yea but nutrients and stuff that don't fill your stomach so that leads to stomach pain and not mention his parents are eating right across the room from him
Isoldael 27
Not to mention that often, you'll just get a water and salt drip to keep you hydrated and they just skip out on the electrolytes :(
GothicAngel17 24
35- don't know why you got thumbed down, you're right. And/or they have you on a glucose drip.
KVKdragon 26
I'd try sleeping as much as possible until you're allowed to eat again. You're less likely to think about or need food that way. Good luck OP