Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
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crazy4books23 13
You shouldn't be with a guy like that no matter what you look like. Everyone deserves a good person.
dryersheet 11
You are better off. Lose that weight and look super good then laugh in his face when he comes crawling back.
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Comments (131)
xdaftpunkxloverx 10
WOW you don't deserve that. I know it hurts to be broken up with, but you deserve so much better, and nobody should ever say something like that to you. He's a shallow idiot, a shell of a person.
sugarbear0727 19
Oh that pissed me off to no end when my ex would say crap like that. He'd gripe and complain about me needing to lose weight, yet he'd sit at his computer all day everyday, playing wow. Most of the time not even dressed. Thank god I'm not in that relationship anymore.
Relenaz 9
How are guys like this still existing the gene pool?? Seriously, I don't get how this keeps getting passed on.
Shade1982 21
Because stupidity breeds more than intelligence, true story. Don't worry, not all guys are like that...
Bludmagnus 13
I hope you dumped that jerk.
JamieLT 22
If he says that then you are defenitly better off without him.
NakedPixels 15
Fat guys are the most superficial
cna1216 15
I will say this as kindly as I can: Your boyfriend is a total douchebag who doesnt deserve you. He is sexist and a nuisance to everyone! If he has the nerve to tell you what to do when hes in twice as deep, then to he!! with him! (There, that was my kind comment for this FML)
AgentPlatypus73 8
You deserve much better than him. I hope you broke up with him.
seabassofthesea 3
Big girls big jobs big salaries... Big girls don't care about calories
RemusJLupin 8
sounds like a good Idea to break up with that idiot. I apologize for my gender.