Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors. I now look like a freak, and my mum bitched me out for being angry, all because my sister claimed she'd been sleep-walking. Her demented smirk said otherwise. FML
Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML
Today, I was woken by my younger sister punching me in the balls. She also pulled the duvet off, and dragged me out of bed by my feet and onto the floor. All because I ate her chocolates, which were a gift. I was left writhing in pain in my underwear right in front of her. FML
Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML
Today, I was rushed to hospital with two ribs sticking out of my chest, with blood everywhere, but did I get sympathy from my sister? No, I got accused of being hit by a forklift on purpose to ruin her birthday party, then she tried to rip my bandages off to "prove I was faking the whole thing" and split my stitches. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
Today, I have to deal with being laughed at by my mother and sister, because they keep making sharp movements towards me, causing me to flinch. This is because I got mugged and beaten last night. They think it's hysterical. FML
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irish_lad 16
Your sister and parents need some serious help if they don't believe you and accusing you of doing stupid shit. I would leave as soon as you get a chance
cutycat136 28
How old is your sister? Even if I knew and it was still a small child, I do not believe it's appropriate behaviour for any child to be doing that and should not just be shrugged off as a phase.
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Comments (126)
CS_Pats 9
So, did she want to be an only child?
p_diddy77 19
Still better than an alarm clock. No I'm kidding. That really sucks OP!
psychopolarbear 28
I wake up swinging if someone so much as brushes my upper body. My step sibs did this to me once or twice when we were little, no matter how long ago it was, it still causes me problems. You might wanna lock your door at night. Maybe even invest in a vicious dog. Ya know, for "companionship" and all.
fsomelife 26
It would just end with the dog getting put down if anything happened. :(
irish_lad 16
Your sister and parents need some serious help if they don't believe you and accusing you of doing stupid shit. I would leave as soon as you get a chance
tranced_ 45
Yeah they might actually kill him and blame it on himself!
MrConcise 35
Tough spot, I'd say also write a letter to the police explaining that this happened just in case you don't make it. You know, so she can get strangled herself by a bunch of hostile inmates.
pimpmilk69 18
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maybe she thought you like it rough?
tranced_ 45
what does that even mean? you freak!
worldclassrager 41
What the hell is wrong with you?
Shan2510 14
i laughed when i read that, despite it being downvoted
DavidMcClain 12
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Maybe she loves you so much that she showed it through aggression.. who knows.
coldasfire 23
I love my mother so much I'm going to strangle her and attempt to kill her! Really, wtf?
Steffi3 40
That's pretty serious, OP. If your parents aren't going to do anything about it, you should consider getting help elsewhere. Seriously.
Count_Sekcpants 13
Well I guess now you can be known as the Californian Redneck
thejonac 21
that's just racist and inappropriate.
Darkness_Hate 29
Next time do nothing and when they will find you dead it will be a hint.
irish_lad 16
Bit late at that stage for them to do anything about it
DedeleMan 21
#10 Sarcasm, do you speak it?
irish_lad 16
Im a slow learner
NYM88 26
If she ends up dead her parents will just accuse her of killing herself to exaggerate her sisters actions. D:
drunk_crow 12
Strangle your parents
coldasfire 23
It would solve the problem...but will create major future complications. Not mentioning she'll go to prison if old enough
sdroze1389 31
besides it would be easier to strangle the sister, one murder instead of two plus OP might be able to claim self defense
colvindj 22
this generation of kids are going through some really weird "phases".
AnonymousZOMBIE 12
yup, we are going to have the most rappers and teenage pregnancies...