Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
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crazy4books23 13
You shouldn't be with a guy like that no matter what you look like. Everyone deserves a good person.
dryersheet 11
You are better off. Lose that weight and look super good then laugh in his face when he comes crawling back.
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Comments (131)
SanchoClaus25 6
No fat chicks!!
untamable_mare 4
What a POS Mother f*&%$#. You are better off withOUT a Shallow Hal Douche Bag! Eff him!
missy647 0
He's a sexist piece of shit. Women are beautiful no matter what shape or size!! It took me a long time to learn that myself because of stupid assholes like him!! Ladies, remember, you are beautiful! And if your man cuts you down in any way, lose his ass!!
MidnightOne 3
I'm going to take a moment to rant a minute here. i really, really hate the 21st century PC definition of beautiful. if something is beautiful, it is aesthetically pleasing. It is nice to look at or smell or hear. It is something that pleases the senses. Beauty doesn't mean feeling sorry for someone or something, but wanting to continue looking at that person or thing. "Everyone is beautiful" is nothing more than a ploy to make you feel bad for not liking someone who isn't truly beautiful. certainly, there are perverted and twisted minds out there who are sexually attracted to people who are morbidly obese, but we, as a society, cannot accept these things as beautiful. You can't pound this into our head; one knows beauty when one sees it. Is it wrong to call something ugly? It should not be. You wouldn't say that a dead and rotting carcass of a squirrel on the side of the road is beautiful. it does not evoke longing emotions, and looking or smelling it will not be pleasing.
xdaftpunkxloverx 10
First of all, a "morbidly obese" person isn't a dying carcass; they are a human being with a personality and emotions. Second of all, that is the technical definition of the word "beautiful," but there are many words used in different ways colloquially as well. It doesn't always have to pertain to its technical form in generalizations. Third of all, you are shoving YOUR perception of what is beautiful into a definition and making it sound objective. There is nothing wrong or twisted about finding different types of people beautiful; just because it isn't the norm, doesn't mean it's incorrect. Everyone IS beautiful in some way, and to somebody.
d_man_0032 3
Here is some advice. Stop dating Jersey Shore (the tv show) acting d-bags and find a nice guy.
merpelyn 2
Dump that sexist loser OP!
helenanina 5
Same thing happened to me... on valentines day. Sadly have to say I'm not the only one out there dumped for the same reason.
Therewhenneeded 16
Better off without that jackass. If you lose weight, do it for your own personal health and well being, not for that revolting pig.
livelovemusic22 3
Dude, take it as a blessing. The guy sounds like a douche.
Josz_fml 0
Good thing then, sounds like an asshole
his_galaxy 4
What a bitch Nextt