Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted to purposely sabotaging all my weight loss efforts. When I confronted him, he said it’s because he doesn’t want me to get thin and turn into one of those stuck up, snobby, mean girl types that wouldn’t date him in high school. We’re in our 30s dude, get over it! FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven years dumped me because he said my cheeks getting way too fat for his taste and he didn't want to be with a chipmunk. FML
Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML
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crazy4books23 13
You shouldn't be with a guy like that no matter what you look like. Everyone deserves a good person.
dryersheet 11
You are better off. Lose that weight and look super good then laugh in his face when he comes crawling back.
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Comments (131)
miyaviichan 27
I'm actually a good deal 'fatter' than my skinny half-Asian boyfriend, but I've been told I'm the hot one. Go figure.
perdix 31
You need to trade up to a proper plumpa humpa. You can relax and pack on more weight, and just become hotter and hotter to him.
doglover100 29
Screw him. He sucks.
obviousboy 8
He sounds like he has a winning personality too. :P
wifeyHo2011 1
Wow what a jerk .
darryaz 9
You should've dumped that fatass ages ago!!!!!
1337chick 4
What's his job? To eat twinkies and ********** to Cosmo?
sarahbug15 5
It's probably a good thing you guys aren't together, he sounds like a major douchebag. Sorry about the breakup though, you'll find someone better!
The_F3rris 11
What a pig. At least you should have an easier time finding a replacement than he will.
FalconSam1414 19
Dump his ass, hard.
Schiffy 18
Read the first few words of the FML.
st0815 9
It's too late for that.