Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
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Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML
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destr0yer 7
maybe he doesnt like you.
GrahamAker 3
maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk
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Comments (146)
sara_saturday 5
he's just not that into you "/
ilovecookies83 0
Move on and find someone who isn't a douche bag who blame your deceased mother! Your'll be better without him!
no65438 0
that's a greaaattt excuse. not. well anyway your better without him(:
moneygod 0
so true
bigbadjake 0
ur hot! ur bf is a lucky guy haha
italianbby 11
hahaha that is NOT you in the blue, otherwise I've seen you on a **** pop up.
italianbby 11
hahahaha! that made me laugh. oh well!
xGemmi 0
I'm sure "she" is most likely a "male"
LaughinStock 16
i'm sure most of the "she's" on this website are males
spazmattic 0
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spazmattic 0
I thumbs downed my own comment because it didn't complete somehow. It was: I 'less than three three three' my boyfriend too- oh, and attention from people online via posing as a hot chick.
Bdubwv87 0
Nice rack
bichtygurl 0
yur a ****** dumbass
bichtygurl 0
the chick on the pic is who I'm talkin bout ha
incrapper 7
lol I saw u in a porno yesterday that's funny does ur boyfriend support it?
mallypoo 0
what girl in blue
jillianmathers12 13
He is such an ass!!!
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Well obviously her ghost is haunting him :O
bailey80 3
oh boys. sorry to say but he prob loves your mom more than you
da_cookie_monsta 1
Yeah, because that makes total sense... He loves ops dead mom, so of course he would dump the op.
marchelle001 0
Be glad you found out how much of an ass he is now. ( :
txgirl2013 14
Wow that's a very lame excuse..I'm sorry OP
BeatlesObsessed 12
I hope your mom haunts him for being such an inconsiderate liar.
purplegirl7 0
um well he's right how would you like to have that haunting feeling that you know that your girlfriends dead mom didn't like you?
dakotasgirl00 2
The op is a male.
daminantion 14
durr da durrr