Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up for me. It was going pretty good, then he said he was going to go out to smoke. Ten minutes went by and he still hadn't come back. I called my friend and she said he doesn't smoke. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. My date spent the whole time at the restaurant on his phone and didn't even try to show interest. Thankfully I'll never have to deal with this individual ever again. FML
Today, I was sitting in the restaurant waiting for my blind date to come. I had sat for an hour until I finally got fed up and went to leave when at the same time the guy at the table next to me stood up to leave too. I noticed he had been sitting alone. Turns out he was my date. FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
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pocahontas888 2
I don't see how this is necessarily a bad thing....
marshmallowmouse 0
How about starting a conversation next time - it doesn't always have to be the guy who chats YOU up, you know...
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Comments (123)
sweatnut 0
haha that's excellent.
midgles 6
Best date ever!????
anonymous100000 17
at least he didn't insult you on your appearance and leave like most FMLers experience.
pocahontas888 2
I don't see how this is necessarily a bad thing....
pjfromok 0
not bad, just strait comedy! Don't fret girl!!
dnlphm94 0
It's like thirty minutes of awkwardness. That is a bad thing.
bridgetoparadise 0
Something is wrong with your brain
Rockinroyaltyx3 21
I don't mind that he colored, hell I would've joined in. It's just the sheer awkwardness of him ignoring her, that's the problem.
Norwegian_Wood 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So, you got to go out with a guy who still wanted to color on a children's menu, and you didn't join him? FYL, only for being a stuck up bitch. Learn to let loose every once in a while and have fun. Jeeze, its more like F his life for having to put up with you for the entire date. Props to him for sticking it out though.
borabora1991 0
Now, it's one thing to color on a date. I mean, I would color on a date. But he didn't even converse with her while he colored. For thirty minutes they sat in silence. I don't think the coloring business is the main issue. I think it's just the fact that he ignored her while he colored. At least, that's how it would be for me. :)
cmillertime7 0
Coloring in a kids book is considered "letting loose and having fun?" I can only imagine how boring your life must be.
bridgetoparadise 0
You are so special.
corme_fml 0
Coloring on a date to be funny is not a bad thing. The FML is that this guy didn't do it to be cute, or funny or flirty. He was either stupid or trying to avoid her.
ilovehim58 0
you are a ******* idiot!!!...Jesus Christ what is wrong with people?!
DDbaconcrazy 1
Good one
marshmallowmouse 0
How about starting a conversation next time - it doesn't always have to be the guy who chats YOU up, you know...
Tealfishy 0
musta been a "boner kill" night
mknightt 0
you should have picked up some crayons and colored with him :D
Nakedsquirrel 5
Why didn't you color also? And apparently you didn't talk to him at all, either, or you'd have said "he ignored me whenever I spoke." I hope for your sake you're quick to put out, because otherwise you seem like a boring date ;)
Plow_Me 0
I first #4 way to show her Mann LOL
Gavik 0
YDI for being ugly
horrorshowsparks 0
he was drawing a better date...
rachelmacivor 0
Lol