Anon.
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
CorpseBride
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Dirty talk
Today, my boyfriend asked me to talk dirty in bed for him, but my brain went blank and I panicked. I couldn't think of what to say, so I suddenly blurted out, "Do whatever you want with my body. Treat it like a corpse." He laughed and I died a little inside. FML
fml_for_real
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
Crowley, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Anonymous
Osaka, Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Oddly specific question
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
pissed girlfriend
Celina, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Read the room
Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML
lotrgeek
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Do that again
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Creepy
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Mr Loverman
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
cryface
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Caught a stray bullet
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend he was like an animal in bed. He responded saying I was like a dead animal in bed. FML
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hellblade36 0
necrophilia much?
tnlander 20
maybe you're too noisy op and he just wanted a few minutes to enjoy himself.
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Comments (244)
ImaginaryFoe 1
I think that scenario and rape are common, but taboo, fantasies. If it's just role-playing and you're into it, no harm done. If the two of you are sexually incompatible, it's best to move on if you aren't willing to compromise. I think it's more disturbing to dress up like a little girl and do that whole bit but for some reason that's acceptable and mainstream.
happy_dino 6
Necrophilic much? That's disgusting!!
InBetweenDreams 0
RUN, before he gets tired of playing around and turns you into a corpse. :/ What kind of guy does this shit?
Lizza330 28
Are you dating Edward Cullen?
Frickmetinajenks 0
As least he didn't slip you some rufies.
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
" I don't know why they call them 'roofies' 'cause when you take 'em, you're more likely to end up on the floor than the roof. What about groundies?" "
atomicbaboon 0
^win!
SCrazy_fml 0
weird...
toooldforthis 19
so im guessing 'til death do us part' doesn't really apply to him? thank god you're nit married!
rattusrattus 19
If he plays WoW on EU RP servers, blood elf, I think I met him. ERP Silvermoon. Now excuse me, I have to shower again... If not, well, that is still gross.
xdanixx 0
Oh ew that's gross.
bassdredd 2
meh. it's just sexual preference. everyone has it in some sort or another. don't take stuff like that too serious. unless he's trying to hurt you in some way against your will, otherwise what's the big deal? it's all in good fun and pleasure