Today, I was driving with my parents while explaining that young people like myself are better drivers because we have better reflexes. My explanation was suddenly interrupted with the sound of me crashing the car against a parked car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I failed my driving test. Why? Before I even began driving, someone hit my car while it was still parked. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
Today, after my driving instructor told me I should pass without any worries at all, I completely failed. I was hit by another car. While parked. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I crashed my car while racing backwards, so told my parents I was rear-ended. They made me call the police and file a report. I hope there were no cameras. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
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Top comments
mylifesucksserio 15
lol, better reflexes but easily distracted
MzKylz 0
I think perhaps you should hand your license back..
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Comments (107)
mylifesucksserio 15
lol, better reflexes but easily distracted
syddyb 0
Maybe there was a hot girl walking by?
allmidnighteyes 11
If you see someone who appears to be hot, it would be advisable (and preferable) to give them a cold bottle of water or something like that to help them cool down rather than ogle mindlessly.
mylifesucksserio 15
yeh that's the number one cause of distraction for young men on the road #12
derpherp 0
He probably saw a nice piece of ass.
KyRidHEART 0
haha, wowwww(:
funnyFMLSplz 0
hmm. I have not heard of the gay ass "first thing comment for a while. what's going on? no funny fmls and no FIRST thing?
SeeSea 11
you just made my day with this comment...that is after i stopped choking from hard laughter ^_^
motero 0
way 2 ruin it for us young people
TheDrop 0
nope. OP is stupid and deserves. lesson learned; your parents are always right
allmidnighteyes 11
Cocky much?
Aakash04 0
yu look so fkin gay in that picture !
allmidnighteyes 11
Oh noes! You guys caught me! I'm no longer denying my feelings for both for caseislol and Aakash04! LET ME TONGUE YOUR ASSHOLES. I WANT YOU BOTH INSIDE MY BELLYBUTTON. Maybe we can cuddle and watch Jersey Shore afterwards ^__^
meetmissmayhem 4
31- ......WTF?
MzKylz 0
I think perhaps you should hand your license back..
prettypinkpixie 9
for getting into an accident? people get into car accidents every day. should every person who has ever been in an accident give up their right to drive?
CommonSenseKarma 17
Yes. Just like criminals buy illegal guns and kill people with them and so force laws on citizens who now can't by perfectly legal guns. Now they're helpless. It makes perfect sense. Have fun thinking out this extremely simple analogy, I hope I changed your life forever.
irfan4 0
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ConfusionsLoveMe 0
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WiseGuy79 14
Should have also explained how your ADD makes you a ******* hazard while driving haha
prettypinkpixie 9
your good reflexes are useless if you arent paying attention to your surroundings. YDI
otheriBlair 0
parents must not let u drive for a while huh
dark_path 0
#26, You are a certified loser, go play Halo, instead of wasting your time on making lame mom jokes.
xNephilim 19
That's why you never, ever gloat about things like that.
you_failed 15
Uh... Awkward? Haha xD