Anon.
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
CorpseBride
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Dirty talk
Today, my boyfriend asked me to talk dirty in bed for him, but my brain went blank and I panicked. I couldn't think of what to say, so I suddenly blurted out, "Do whatever you want with my body. Treat it like a corpse." He laughed and I died a little inside. FML
fml_for_real
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
Crowley, United States
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Anonymous
Osaka, Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Oddly specific question
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML
pissed girlfriend
Celina, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Read the room
Today, at my grandpa's funeral, my boyfriend texted me while sitting right beside me, asking if we could have sex when the "family get together" was finally over. FML
lotrgeek
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Do that again
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Creepy
Today, in the middle of sex, my boyfriend sighed, said, "I can't do this any more" and pulled out. After repeatedly asking him what was wrong, he basically told me that I suck in bed. Apparently, the way I "just lie there" makes him feel like a necrophile. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Mr Loverman
Today, my boyfriend asked when I was going to bed, because he wanted to have sex. With himself. FML
cryface
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Caught a stray bullet
Today, I jokingly told my boyfriend he was like an animal in bed. He responded saying I was like a dead animal in bed. FML
Top comments
hellblade36 0
necrophilia much?
tnlander 20
maybe you're too noisy op and he just wanted a few minutes to enjoy himself.
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Comments (244)
CrAzY_MaN100 0
I do that sometimes to my gf and she likes it;)
AmandaIsMyName 0
Wow. your dating another Ted Bundy. Better watch out he might actually kill you!! haha
saleha97 4
uh, fun?
dawilcox 0
That's sexy in my humble opinion
Anteezy 7
He's trying to break his record of lasting 58 seconds, so he doesn't want you to move.
Juggalette_623 9
WHOOP WHOOP JUGGALO IN THE HOUSE!!
CourtneyDanielle_fml 9
Gtfo.
sallyally 4
That's hot! Don't knock it till you've tried it ;-)
krazy_glu3 0
ijust don't get how it's hot.... so you just lay there motionless?? if I was him I'd be tired of trying to move a limp body into the right position.
derpherp 0
Sir. You F....Win.(￣^￣)ゞ
Jrbn 0
Future necrophiliac there. He's probably planning on having it on with a dead person so you should take the hint.
geminiwings87 0
that's like tying up your boyfriend and pretending you kidnapped them. it's hot because can trust them.