Anonymous
United States
Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Branman2480
United States
Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Detroit, United States
The first day of the rest of your life (or not)
Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML
Ex-Employee
United States
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
lions214
United States
Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML
Volunteer
Elwood, United States
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Anonymous
United States
More responsibilities please!
Today, at my job as a supermarket manager, I had to break up a fight over a handicapped parking spot, in which an elderly man nearly got beaten over the head with a prosthetic leg. This wasn't what I expected when I was told I'd been promoted. FML
Anonymous
Thanks, but no thanks
Today, I got fired from the community service I was doing out of kindness. FML
peachesthepigeon
United States
FREAKOUT!
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Anonymous
Monroe, United States
Today, an old lady steamrolled over my foot with her wheelchair, then laughed as she slowly rolled away, leaving my toes in ruins. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Top comments
Danny0522 8
Well... Whose fault was that??
zoPwNAgEzo 21
*red forman voice* dumbass
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Danny0522 8
Well... Whose fault was that??
K_kanaka 26
OP how the **** did you run over a old lady with a golf cart? I mean a golf cart of all things, and **** the old lady's life man.
lebronesque73091 12
That'll do it.
GoingCommando93 14
30 - I agree. He forgot the most important rule: double tap.
RaggleFrock 13
Recreating jackass scenes was not part of your contract.
AzWolf 5
It certainly wasn't the ladies fault!
kyarush 10
10 points
TPSerigne 9
I would be pissed if that was my grandma.
princessbits 17
You should've made sure there was no one in your way, especially in a retirement neighborhood.
xcrazymonkey32x 0
Are you sure she didn't jump in front of you yelling "mista mista get me outta here!"
Krysk_fml 0
118 - I would be pissed if I was the grandma
goaliemkl123 8
I'm calling bs on this one.......
Swagmaster7 0
Hey, don't be so hard on OP Grandmas are extremely fast and agile, it would be hard to see her
n_epic_fail 14
Mom said grandma got ran over by reindeer :(
fymother 13
At least you weren't driving a lawn mower...?
J3R3MYY 14
Was alcohol involved?
skullcandifiedDJ 5
Well what the hell did you expect then? A promotion?
DrNeuroxide 0
Are you Asian?
LePenguin 0
I am sorry, but that sucks!
ICATiger 13
Thanks sherlock!
lizard399 0
I'm glad you apologized before hand. If not then, woah, man that's ****** up. But you did so it's all good.
PYLrulz 17
That sucks for the old lady, right?!?
ImFrackinBored 13
For the old lady...
TourettesGuyFTW 26
What if OP is an old man/lady driver too?
TrimKibbles 12
Then it doesn't make a difference.
mexicanguy39 7
You should be more careful! YDI
ClassyCommando 13
OP plays too much GTA.
aceman1992 9
Alright I've heard of abusing the elderly while in retirement homes.... But I think you went a little far...
lizard399 0
Agreed, he apparently wasn't careful enough. Next time you run a old lady over be careful about it, lay a pillow down or something.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
51, That kinda makes it sound like other forms of elderly abuse are all just fine and dandy. Sure, I smacked that bitch up... But at least I didn't run her over with a golf cart!
FinnishAmerican 3
He was going for a new high score :)
aceman1992 9
Not seeing the problem 82?
stevenmx86 8
Wow there should be no other button than Ydi for this one
zoPwNAgEzo 21
*red forman voice* dumbass
DontModMeDammit 10
*Mortal combat voice* Finish him!
kiran_fml 5
*Urkel voice* Did I do thaaat?
slushpup9696 12
*2 Bucks voice* Oh shiiiiiiiit!
lizard399 0
*Nathan drake voice* "I'll kick you to sleep!" (Nobody? Just me? Well alright..)
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
*terminator voice* "I'll be back!*
bitchslapped22 14
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
thatKidzmOm 10
*Kevin hart voice* alright alright alriiigggghhhhttt!!!! You gonna learn today!!
MsMindblowing 0
hahahaha kevin hart is THE best
npnptracking 7
**Simon Cowell's voice** "#83, that was absolutely TERRIBLE."
ppl2ppl 4
Love "that 70s show" comment, awesome show ^_^
hotPinklipstick 24
Oh my god, is the cart ok?
j_cat187 20
Better get the hose, baked on blood on the exhaust is almost impossible to get off.
heyyy464 1
Somebody get the toothpaste!
TheMaster15 10
Watch for flying purses!
ICATiger 13
Hit and run elderly style
KrazieKleo 13
Pay attention a little more next time?
darkkisses 6
Not to be rude but if you think your life is bad b/c you got fired, imagine the poor old woman! YDI :/