Today, my friends and I finished a 2 day, 40km bush walk. We parked a car at the finish of the track and drove another car to the start, so we could drive back and pick it up when we finished. At the end of the trek, I realised I had left the keys for the second car in the first car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mum and I decided to go on a hike. Beforehand we left my car at the end of the trail and took my mums car to the beginning. After 4 hours we arrived at my car. I had left my keys in mums car. It was a long walk back. FML
Today, I finally got home after driving solo for 4 full days across Australia. I left my house keys where I started. FML
Today, after walking on the beach for an hour with a friend, I noticed I'd lost my car keys. Thirty minutes from my friend's house, three hours from mine. It was getting dark & the tide was rising. We retraced our steps with no luck; the keys could’ve been washed away. I'd also locked my keys in the car earlier this week an hour from home. FML
Today, I finally found a parking space directly outside my apartment after driving around for 20 minutes. I celebrated, parked, and walked upstairs. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my car running with the keys still inside. FML
Today, I went to the supermarket; it was taking me ages to walk home because of the heavy food bags. Halfway home, I realised I had gone in my car. I had to walk all the way back to get my car. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I drove my car to work as I had some errands to do after, even though I only live a few blocks away. After driving round to find a car park for ages, the closest car park available was outside my house. I ended up walking to work instead. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML
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Panther_fml 0
Well at least you get to take in the beauty of nature for a second time lol
ABbaby 10
Now your friends can't trust you with anything important. That should have been the first thing on your mind to make sure was with you. YDI.
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Comments (81)
AliceSaysFYL 0
FYL
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
ydi - for smoking crack
jasonsaied 1
nah the op left the crack in the second car. did they leave the cell phone in there too?
fmlbai 0
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iReaper 0
Get ready for round 2 (the trip back) xD
gorbeast 0
80km=1day. fail.
seanreddog 4
nevermind I'm stupid.
piinkbunnii 1
Call OnStar!!!
rauj13 0
Yea... Plan ahead properly next time. have a checklist or something.
degrassilovur 0
the more exercise the better :p..!! I hope u had a nice walk back..!!
cirrusSr22 0
Ashleigh25 your freaking beautiful!
Panther_fml 0
Well at least you get to take in the beauty of nature for a second time lol
Silent_Harmony 3
idiot
Freeze_fml 17
How stupid.
teresa_009 0
I think I'm actually in love with your picture.
hackymeal 0
yea same :D
teresa_009 0
omg I love yours too :L
GWallac3 0
wow. sorry but your fuckking retarded.
tnfan5594 0
agreed
junebug33 0
stupid ass
luv_luv_lollipop 0
....wow so instead of going back to get them ur on Fml but if not still ydi keep ur keys on u
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
All FMLs start with "Today..." This could have happened last week or last year. Therefore, NO FML should EVER have a ""Stop posting and go ____" comment. Common sense, people.
Primus_fml 0
I still don't understand why FMLs have to start with today. It's stupid.
BadPinkKitty07 0
sooo not an FML! come on, it's Australia! hop on the back of an emu and catch a ride back to the car. :P
GiRl951 0
haha
ABbaby 10
Now your friends can't trust you with anything important. That should have been the first thing on your mind to make sure was with you. YDI.