unattractive
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Maria
York, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
anonymous
Indiana, United States
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Anonymous
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
booger
Plano, United States
Picky picky
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
mandy_2480
China
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
If that's not true love then what is?
redbluegreen 41
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose. Oh wait.
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Comments (115)
decibel_fml 0
oh no!! your whole life is ****** now.
doublewide420 0
run very fast. Im predicting a rough life ahead for you 2.
TheNewGuy03 29
now i ain't sayin' she's a gold-digger... |the kid|
asherb0y 9
Well, I am..
asherb0y 9
You sounds kinda boring - making an FML about that. I'm with your boyfriend :)
justbigbs 6
use a ice pick and ask him if he sill wants one
Zebidee 9
I think he officially wins the award for World's Laziest Boyfriend.
Leftieswillrule 3
that was a bill engvall gag, which means your boyfrien has taste in comedy
kinderteach 0
did you say "that's fine. next time I'm on my period, you can change my tampon for me!"
quadder 0
win
kayluhchaos 0
wow your life is really Fu*cked now huh? cause there's really nothing worse that could happen to you in life than touching a booger. this is a real stupid fml.
ilikeitrough 0
it's okay my fiancé does the same thing expect he actually takes my hand & tries putting my finger in his knows. && he tries to pick mine.