unattractive
Canada
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Qwerty
Australia
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML
Maria
York, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
anonymous
Indiana, United States
Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML
blushingbride
Alpharetta, United States
Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML
Anonymous
Today, when my boyfriend came to bed, I rolled over and watched as he used his pinky to clean out both nostrils, then eat it what he found. He’s almost 25. FML
booger
Plano, United States
Picky picky
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend began to stroke my nose. "You can pick your girlfriend, but you can't pick your girlfriend's nose," I said playfully. In response, he shouted, "Yes, I can!" before painfully jamming his pinky up my left nostril. FML
jeesh
United States
Today, my girlfriend caught me picking my nose and eating the booger. FML
mandy_2480
China
Today, I had to stop my 26 year old fiancé from picking his nose and eating it like a little boy. Three times. FML
Anonymous
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
HaleyIsabelle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
France
Ew, dude
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Top comments
Doortje 30
If that's not true love then what is?
redbluegreen 41
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose. Oh wait.
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Comments (115)
libbye 0
how romantic.
theninja1800 11
what the ****
Iknoweverything 29
This site DEFINITELY needs a "What the **** button" next to the "YDI" and "Your Life sucks button."
satomi_ishida 0
LOL if it did, I'd be pressing it more than the other ones.
starile 20
That would be a pretty awesome feature to have, actually!
sarabraun8 7
yum
savvy_suzy 0
If he has at least one usable arm (or foot even - bit of a stretch but yoga might work for him), tell him to do it himself.
locura1991 0
Canadians... Smh
DocBastard 40
Smh = so much happiness? Since I'm sure you would NEVER cast dispersions on an entire country just because of one little anecdote. Right? Right??!
Judus_beej 0
smh = super monkey horn? how did you know all of us canadiens have one? now that you know we are the super power of the world due to the fact that we can hail the super monkeys at any given time and canadiens are the only ones who can use them so don't even bother trying to steal them. china, russia, the states? missiles? **** that we have the super monkey horns!
DocBastard 40
Judas, true lols are hard to come by here. Thanks for that. :)
All_For_Love 0
Canada is amazing. :(
locura1991 0
that is probably one of the coolest things I have ever heard... I love canadians.
Judus_beej 0
not true doc. you tend to have me in stitches.
Judus_beej 0
locura I'm confused. I thought you know about it? if not then what did you mean?
CitrusGirl 0
I <3 Canadians. People are so polite in Canada :)
Judus_beej 0
and we are the best lovers in bed also. you forgot that one. ;)
Rockinsockin 0
GO CANADA GO!
schwiggidy 0
No iocura, you did not shake your ******* head.
Zayna_604 0
Justin Bieber is from Canada.<3 just saying.
ohrlysrsly 0
smh = shaking my head. urban dictionary ftw
AnthonyN 5
What?! I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over our health care benefits. I'm proud to be a Canadian, gtfo.
Shadow_Phantom 26
@21: Agreed...
dani22097 0
you picked a keeper
lovelyllama3 0
What kind of boyfriend actually asks their girlfriend to do that?
LiveLaughLaugh 9
a disgusting and lazy one
auto_da_fe 2
Oh shush, there are way worse things you can complain about. Besides, it's not true love if you're too grossed out to pick their nose for them ;)
brt3420 13
let me guess your also one of those girlfriends that complain that you don't do enough together too. so what are you complaining about