Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Contagion
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Hot and heavy
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Top comments
nataleeeuh 0
If he wants to be manly, he should listen to the guy on the Old Spice commercials. Does your man look like me? No. Can he smell like me? Yes. SWAN DIVE.
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
He takes advice from Larry the cable guy doesn't he?
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Comments (53)
detolicious 2
boggles the mind... you've got to be a special kind of stupid if you seriously believe stinking up the place makes you appear manly. insecurity at it's very best imo.
AmandaJillx 6
I hate deoderant. my husband never wears it. you can't deal with it then leave.
ItsmeRJ_ 0
i hope he thinks being single is manly too
ains 0
Oh wow- I think he needs to re-think this decision. I mean- a little manly odor is one thing- like someone posted the way you smell after working out, etc- but that is if you have put on deoderant and there is just that nice subtle touch of it coming through... but full on stanky pits?? Gag.
Faceoff81 0
he needs some money, mayb to buy some
salsalover_12 5
get him deodorant for christmas and every other holiday you can think of if that doesnt work put it on him in his sleep >:3
I_Love_FML12345 3
Well just tell him it makes him smell like a donkey? Or do what #67 said :D all works for this!
mola_mola 3
isn't BO technically the most many smell there is....
mola_mola 3
manly*
Lilllly_1316 0
Body odor is the worst smell in the world. I honestly feel sorry for you. FYL
soccertrick61 6
that's gross