Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Contagion
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
Hot and heavy
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Top comments
nataleeeuh 0
If he wants to be manly, he should listen to the guy on the Old Spice commercials. Does your man look like me? No. Can he smell like me? Yes. SWAN DIVE.
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
He takes advice from Larry the cable guy doesn't he?
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Comments (53)
saxplayer9291 3
Dump him. Now
Nudi_fml 13
You might like it. My ex was kind of turned on by my BO. Not after a workout, obv. But she kind of liked it after a normal day, if I hadn't worn deo for whatever reason. Sometimes I didn't bother for that very reason. Maybe it does in fact smell manly.
Valentine_Beauty 5
gross...that's just the middle ages way of thinking.. my ex used to think that men should not wear deo, but i couldn't stand to go near him with the odor..you don't have to use the excuse of being macho not to wear deo, it's about hygiene right?
hurley12 30
Tell him it makes him smell single.
TheLastSerenade_fml 13
I Personally Think It's Manly And Arousing o_O
nicholasj96 9
Welp, time to break up .
crystalxa 35
put it on him in his sleep!
sky413 26
He's an idiot
Randomness90 27
Thats is so gross. one of my uncles does this, he absolute reeks.
rydin10 18
Why don't you just tell him that his "manly" ass ain't getting any until he starts wearing deodorant again?