Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML
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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, my boyfriends mom walked in on us having sex. She is partially blind so she couldn’t tell what was going on. She had a full conversation while he was still inside me. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML
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Top comments
nataleeeuh 0
Why in the hell would the mom be in there in the first place?
dudeitsdanny 10
Why were you having sex in the room you were, seemingly, sharing with her? Especially when she was just in the bathroom.. O.o At least do so when she leaves the hotel room.. Not when she could walk in within a few minutes..
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Comments (85)
nataleeeuh 0
Why in the hell would the mom be in there in the first place?
robosonic 2
I'm predicting a whole wave of "Lol threesome" comments will approach soon. it seems like the mom took it all casually though...
marmlr339 14
yea WTF would she be doing there? and why did u just lie there? you should have tried to bait her out of the room
DudeImBetter 0
lol threesome
xFalzz 0
Wincest threesome! Trololol *Am I doing it right?*
Zya_fml 8
LOL...this whole FML is f***k'd up 0.o
lindsey37 0
^^ Amen! haha
Bees_fml 0
You guys are all suggesting a threesome, but the OP already said his mom was making love to him. "While making love to my fiancé, his mom..." Grammar fail.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
WTF?? Why is no one asking why they didn't stop having sex for fifteen minutes while his mother was two feet away?
marmlr339 14
why is there a replica Justin bieber on here?
sheehan35 2
yeah sounds fake
Draminicaus 0
Why are there still people trying to insult xfalzz because he looks like Bieber? That insult got sick and died a month ago.
JennyyBennyy 0
no, OP's grammar is correct, you're just an idiot..
Bees_fml 0
The FML staff fixed it; apparently they realized OP's grammatical error as well. (That's why I quoted what it used to say.)
BBQFetus 0
why is there a replica iron man here..?:D
SkeetMaGeet637 1
Grammar Nazi's make me happy :)
DocBastard 40
You make us unhappy when you add unnecessary apostrophes.
OwN3d3d 0
ur an idiot
DerpyDerpinator 15
Leaving out apostrophes makes us unhappy too.
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
better question is why were they having sex if they knew she was there in the first place. not to mention asking her to leave..
dudeitsdanny 10
Why were you having sex in the room you were, seemingly, sharing with her? Especially when she was just in the bathroom.. O.o At least do so when she leaves the hotel room.. Not when she could walk in within a few minutes..
felipe87 2
I was wondering the same thing
zachjack 0
I agree
pinkdottedbow 0
Agree, 2. By the way, you look like Julian Casablancas.
kenjiisown 1
^^Yes, he does. JC is so hot.
ashylarry 0
it's probably a fake fml. it happens.
Gook0123 9
What a stud...
keoct 4
Umm if your fiancé could keep it up and in you for 15 minutes well his mom was in the room there might be some issues there.
Kaatyy 0
^Exactly
Iskaria 0
Yes, this! lol my thoughts exactly!
Micayla 12
I agree!
Nutz321 0
agreed
blazed562 0
agreed
hobojo11 0
bow chika wow wow
TheNewGuy03 29
He's probably like, "Shit, I have an audience now! I gotta perform."
Crimsonhead 0
Why the hell would you not put an end to it, rather than continue for 15 minutes? I call bullshit.
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
I wanna have, intercourse with you! I love stewie
shanie123 10
"is there a shorter word for intercourse?" lol I love stewie too
purplemonster89 0
relations!
shishi96 0
sex? duhh bahaha(:
samantha_nicholl 0
ha
shanie123 10
that is sooo creepy
DEXter501 0
Seriously? At least TRY to have some decency while your future in-laws are around. Did you really expect her to not notice?
DEXter501 0
Oh and honey, you weren't "interrupted", you were asking for it.
BloodyHeel 8
How dare sex be interrupted.
122409 0
so like, I ******* love that your picture is the Cannibal artwork. just sayin'
DEXter501 0
Yeah Static-X sure is something. Disturbed is cool too
xFalzz 0
Wasn't that a brilliant idea? And how did the mother have no clue what was happening under those blankets for an entire 15 minutes?
Rei_Ayanami 18
I'm sure she knew, and tried to make it awkward.
mr_erotic32 0
is that Justin bieber
UnicornPukePink 0
No, it isn't Justin Bieber. I know some people find it hard to believe, but everyone with brown flippy hair isn't Justin Bieber.
Jezlovespink 5
Maybe she was not sober??? On drugs? Alcohol??
sweethang26 7
he looks nothing like Bieber..
DudeImBetter 0
15 straight minutes dang he must have the world record or something.
doughertyz 1
Except not......
banemask 14
Really? I hope that was sarcasm but for some reason i doubt it
inthehidden 16
Did you really expect him to keep going while his mom is sitting there?
Northerntowngirl 0
seriously why were you doing it when she was just in the bathroom! ydi for sure!
tmarie21 0
AGREED!