Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend announced he has stopped wearing deodorant because he thinks his BO smells "manly." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Canada
Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML
worthless
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
SphereMaiden
Today, after ignoring me for about a week, my boyfriend finally broke up with me. Why? He discovered that I use prescription deodorant. FML
ShelbyIsAwesome
Who are these people ?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Shelby
Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
FuckingDone
Enterprise, United States
Today, my brother's refused to shower after 2 weeks of dripping sweat and never changing clothes. He claims the smell is just his "manly musk" and if I can't handle it, then maybe I'm the problem. FML
Anonymous
Monaco
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML
Girlygal32
United States
Contagion
Today, my mother chewed me out for not wearing deodorant and smelling of B.O. I was wearing plenty of deodorant. My shirt just smelled like my boyfriend, whom I'd been cuddling with earlier. FML
k……
United States
Hot and heavy
Today, it’s extremely hot, so showering and deodorant does fuck all for my odor. I thought I could get away with having my arms pressed to my sides at all times, but instead, a boy I don’t even know physically lifted my arms above my head and loudly declared that I stank. FML
hdgyfjdzdfg
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML
Top comments
nataleeeuh 0
If he wants to be manly, he should listen to the guy on the Old Spice commercials. Does your man look like me? No. Can he smell like me? Yes. SWAN DIVE.
ThoraxeTheImpale_fml 0
He takes advice from Larry the cable guy doesn't he?
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Comments (53)
danlana 0
I am always smelling like a pimp or an actual man when I'm with my girlfriend. Last time I was with her she fell asleep on me cause of my Ferrari perfume ;)
CoachLlama 5
I doubt cologne makers will be breaking down his door to reproduce his "scent" for the holidays. Who knows, maybe eau de armpit will show up in the malls this year.
MikeHawk13 0
Armpit Water? lol. That's what that translates to.
GavinRoskamp 0
Bahaha, French Fail.
WishResign 0
I think he did that on purpose... so basically you fail at understanding a simple joke -_-
k_laaaaa 0
do you not know anything about colognes and perfumes? many fancy ones are titles 'eau de___'. also some are called eau de toilette. i guess you can figure out what that means
chris_fml1 0
there should be a like/lol button
Lilllly_1316 0
It's where you write "this made me lol" or press "favorites". and they're FMLs 99.9% of them make people laugh out loud.
madmadd 0
mmm sweat.. my favourite scent
someone234 5
.....for all the wrong reasons
Zebidee 9
I just got this horrible mental image of OP's boyfriend masturbating while smelling his own armpits.
aardvarkish 17
Hmmm... there's an experiment waiting to happen...
delmar93 0
scent of a man.
DjeePee 25
Pssh, did you know science has proved that women get in the mood from manly body odour?
aardvarkish 17
Isn't cleanliness still worth factoring in?
gtrgdss 0
years of meticulous marketing research also proves that BO makes people puke too. your point?
maskedman 9
Djpeepee is right. Every time after I play sports or go running my girl will want to have sex with me. I'll say let me go freshen up but she will practically beg me not to get into the shower. I think there is a limit both ways. If we go too long without showering our odor will eventually become disgusting. However, most of us shower way too much and we wash away the pheromones which make us attractive to the opposite sex.
Draminicaus 0
Yeah, science proved there are pheromones in male sweat. But, like the guy said a couple threads up, no woman is going to stay around long enough for those pheromones to kick in.
Laylette 21
Agreed. Right after intense exercise, the scent of guys' sweat can be a turn on, but that's right after. If he's just sitting around in his sweat for a few hours, then he just smells gross.
nick543 0
Sounds like you have a real man. You should get him a beer.
Failer33 0
Look bra being a real man doesn't mean smelling like shit
RoyalMGN 8
the sent of a warrior can never be cleansed!
mentalheart 1
That's funny, my bf loves my BO cuz apparently it smells like popcorn
johnnyexpl0sion 0
thanks for making me throw up a little.