Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, my son's teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. He put down "unemployed". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me, with complete confidence, that he's selected "drug dealer" as his career of choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided that he didn't need a real job. He wants to sell pot for a living. Or hang drywall. He can't decide. FML
Today, I walked into a liquor store and thought about inquiring for a job application. After seeing the cashier, I thought about inquiring if she was single. After accidentally breaking three bottles of liquor, I didn't do either. I left the store, still single and unemployed. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of my drunken antics. My reaction? Pour myself a stiff drink. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year told me he is at the point in his life where he is ready to start a family, get married and have a baby. He also casually stated that he wished he could meet someone he could see himself settling down with. FML
Today, my boyfriend suggested that we become "drug dealers" because I'm a chemistry student and he's seen a few episodes of Breaking Bad. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating said we couldn't see each other anymore because he needed to focus on his career. He's unemployed. FML
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Top comments
Cads1 24
Lucky for you, guys never really grow up.
MDoremis 38
I'd be such an alcoholic if I dated a bartender.
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Comments (51)
worldclassrager 41
Let's say that was his dream before he met you...you didn't say what time frame...
pooldude 24
Sounds like a man with a plan to me...
pdp_fml 21
You both must be young ones. Just know that there are many other boys/men that probably will be interested in you, so don't worry too much.
imshadyxo 25
How old are yous? And who aspires to be just a bartender lol
smokecloud_ 37
Why not? Every day is payday.
pooldude 24
i don't knows hows olds theys ares but being a bartender is a honest day job and pays better then some of the other options. so Yah why not aspire to be a bartender. everyone has different dreams. BTW you added "s" next to you
Dean__Winchester 16
That's a new break-up line!
nuka_cola 15
Well your still teens so your relationship will likely fail anyway
Keiraquarium 12
Still a but of a bummer to know that your partner actually WANTS it to fail
SoloAutotunE 17
I'm looking to be a bartender too. the single part though, not so much
bad_boyfriend 10
If I was dating a girl and she said she only had aspirations to be a bartender, that would be the end of that relationship. I've seen 60 year old bartenders, that shouldn't be something people aspire to.
leogachi 15
@25 Why not?
bad_boyfriend 10
Hanging around a bar all the time tends to lend itself to alcoholism, also most people who work in bars tend to be on an evening schedule which prematurely ages people physically.
BamBAmGG 14
If his main aspirations in life are to be a single bartender, you could definitely find someone better OP.
rainbowsRlove 15
sounds like a hint hope you're not too invested