Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he didn't feel attractive. I tried to cheer him up by telling him that I find him very attractive, and so do my friends. He said that didn't matter, because my friends and I aren't attractive either. FML
Today, after dating for almost five years, my boyfriend stated that I have a "perfect and amazing personality" but that my looks are not what he "envisioned himself spending the rest of his life with." In other words, I'm ugly. FML
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he's handsome, which I do often. Not everyday, but maybe once or twice a week. He got upset at me. He said it makes him feel uncomfortable. We've been together for 3 years and I still think he's the most handsome man I've ever seen. FML
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prettybrwneyes16 0
than why is he with you if he thinks you're so ugly?
cr4ckb0n3f4n 0
you should have said:" you're dick is ugly, but you don't see me complaining!"
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Comments (166)
Icarus_II 0
Hmmm there are many aspects I could pick off. One being that you must be a real bitch to tell your boyfriend the shirt he is wearing is ugly. Coulda been nicer right? Not someone like you. Maybe you deserved to get pwned. Maybe not. At least he tells you his true feelings about your face right?
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, Next time voice opinions in the form of 'like' or 'dislike'. Arguing taste is arguing opinion, and that's a never-ending spiral. What's ugly to one is beautiful to another. Oh, and your boyfriend comes across as a vindictive ass. Projecting hurt pride via-inanimate-objects to supposed loved-ones ftl. He could have said "Well I like this shirt", or asked why you thought it was ugly. Clearly, he's not very interested in your genuine opinion if he insults you when he receives it... regardless of what it may be. Next!
pandorasnymph 0
maybe he had his period and was irascible? (:
nzl_fml 0
burn! ouch that's harsh. but a good comeback.
stewpididiot 11
sometimes it's not what you say, but how you say it. think , before you speak.
R3kli3 10
Gurrrll dump that asshole
summerloolooloo 0
Why did the shirt have to take your insult?!?
milkshakesrule 0
Dump him! He can be with his precious shirt!
cuppycake555 0
you should just dump him, how can a person say tht to their gf ? oh wow . she just giving him an opinion on the shirt it's not like she dissing him ...
wthcharles 0
Maybe it was a joke...a very mean joke. XD