Today, my boyfriend took me on a romantic weekend away at a hotel. What is he doing now? On his computer looking up stuff on Craigslist while I am watching t.v. alone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my long-distance boyfriend wanted to spend time online with me. He kept quiet on Skype and went on a hundred different stupid websites, laughing by himself. Afterwards, he told me he really enjoyed our time together. FML
Today, my boyfriend promised me he wouldn't leave me alone in Niagara. I'm currently sitting alone in the hotel room drinking a bottle of wine while he gambles away money he doesn't have. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Caught in 4K
Today, it's been a week since I flew down to stay with my long-distance boyfriend. We went on long walks on the shore, under the stars, and had an unforgettable picnic viewing the sunset. I just now received a message of screenshots displaying him attempting to hook up with another girl. FML
Workaholic
Today, on our honeymoon, I found out my husband brought his work laptop with him. We were supposed to go scuba diving but he skipped it for virtual meetings, then sat on his laptop until 2 a.m. He then had the nerve to be confused about why I’m mad at him and just want to go home. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Sneaky sneaky...
Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML
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fat_snooki_lol 6
but you're presumably on your phone telling us. WTF
corme_fml 0
I know how you feel... I spent a bunch of money to fly out to see my girl for vacation. I was hanging out on the bed... she was sitting in a chair or reading a book. That's great... I love spending hundreds of dollars to watch tv in a hotel. FYL :(
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Comments (124)
zinoxity 23
haha, atleast u have a tv. Anyway.. first :D
glen12 0
stop ur bitchiness op u can't expect a guy to always b with you... give the man some space huh also y the **** can't u go over there and do something with him I hate it when chicks expect the guys to do all the lovey dovey shit
brettski55 0
well he paid so he can do what ever he wants, if she wants to be with him then she should pay
Rota 0
Quit living in the 50's you ungrateful bitch.
Horney4her69 0
he posted an fml earlier about how he took his girl on a romantic trip
iAlwaysYDI 0
YDI if you don't leave him right now.
Malinkrot 3
99% of the time a guy says "ungrateful bitch" here, it is because they are lonely, hideous, obese male teenage virgins who spend more time on the computer than with actual people, so they have a distorted view of the real world and of women, and think that all women are bitches. they don't know what real life is like and don't understand that not every female is like a contestant on Flavor of Love. in real life they get rejected repeatedly because of their terrible social skills and disgusting appearence, so they use the internet as their outlet to bitch about women and feel better about their shitty lives. they try to be ballsy on the internet because in real life, they are the pathetic ones.
Sirin_fml 47
^ Someone get this guy a medal and a huge cash grant. I want to hear more sense like this around here.
elghs2001 0
Ah... no sweetie. you too are on an Internet messge board posting shit just like him.
Sirin_fml 47
Uh, are you replying to me or the guy I'm nominating for a Nobel Prize? >_>
Starfire22 5
#62 wins!
null_fml 11
Malinkrot, you say that so much it's lost all meaning. (Seriously though, every post I've read by you is pretty much the same as your #62 here with slightly different wording. It's getting pretty obsessive. Are you bitter over getting dumped by a WoW player or something?)
ImRawrtastic 0
that's a relationship fail. I hate the word fail...especially epic fail..makes me sound lyk sumone who plays runescape...
Freeze_fml 17
I'm glad I don't live in a world where I'm expected to pay for other people. How easy it must be to tag along and tell someone else it's their job to pay.
Freeze_fml 17
Get back in the kitchen.
BLNovelist 0
Which is nice and dandy, but it needs to be pointed out that the boyfriend yanked her out to purposely take her on the trip - in which case, he should pay for it. Not because he's a man, but because he is the one that wanted to treat her. If it was the other way around, it'd be expected that she pay.
null_fml 11
apfluxx, the '50s may be an exaggeration but you're certainly not living in the present. When one partner wants to take the other out, the one that does the asking should pay. Now that women have financial equality (in civilized parts of the world, anyway), expecting a man to always pay is just blatant, unmasked greed.
xcarlx 0
Can dbcheeseburger get a "making the most sense" medal too?
null_fml 11
Wow, at first I thought you were kind of a troll, but it looks like you actually believe this shit. Let me take you to the definition of greed: "An excessive desire to acquire or possess more than what one needs or deserves". The only way you could possibly argue that expecting men to always pay for dates is not greedy is if you believe that females are inherently more deserving than men, just by virtue of their gender.
gun6slinger9 9
@apfluxx and that is why you are now single =) although I agree the guy should pay most of the time in no way should they always pay. heck to me it sounds like you are more of a gold digger than anything else.
null_fml 11
Gee, thanks for giving me a whole two hours to respond. God forbid I have anything to do. -.- Quick correction, I said I thought you were a troll initially, but was mistaken. Don't twist my words. Anyway, society is far from patriarchal in 2010. Once again, I urge you to join us in the modern world. Women hold just as much power and responsibility as men. Maybe the U.S. president hasn't been a woman yet, but it's a matter of individuality now and not legality or even society. "A date" is a world of difference away from "dates" in general like you were trying to spout earlier. They add up. Dating is NOT pocket change, and the burden should not have to fally completely on either individual. I don't know why you keep going back to how you were raised. Is that infallible to you? Does that inherently make it right? **** no. And neither does popular opinion. But the most shocking phrase... It is "expected" of the man to "take care" of women? Are you ******* nuts? That's EXACTLY the kind of sexist mindset that feminism (actual, equality-based feminism, not the ball-stomping kind) has been working for decades to abolish. Congratulations on being part of the reason that "get back to the kitchen" and "make me a sammich" jokes are still popular.
null_fml 11
Whoa, Jebus... we're getting into novels here... but I'm not even going to bother answering most of those, because we've finally found the backpedal! #115: "I didn't say that it should have to be." #116: "Did I say that it was right? No." vs. #86: "I simply said that the man should pay for dates," ...and here's the kicker... #37: "He is a shitty boyfriend if he doesn't pay, plain and simple." ...Checkmate. (For anyone watching at home, here's the TL;DR of her argument: Went from saying men SHOULD pay for dates, and make for shitty boyfriends if they don't, to saying that it's expected by society but not that it's right) Here's a tip: You can't gradually change your argument on a site that won't let you edit your earlier comments, lol. The proof is right there. Were you hoping I didn't notice or something? You'll probably try to put something past me if you don't yet realize that I've been watching for this kind of shit all along. Oh, I know. "I didn't express myself properly." Is that what you'll go with? Or will it be "You've somehow misinterpreted my blatant greed"? Either way, I look forward to it.
Starfire22 5
I think women who get offended about kitchen an sammich jokes are idiots and hate the whole feminist mindset that says it's "degrading". I agree with most of what Aflux said about the man paying for a date because most of the time it's the GUY trying to impress the female, not the other way around. That's not to say that I wouldn't pay for dates, but personally, I feel that as far as the first couple of dates go, the male pays. I've never been on a first couple of dates that the guy doesn't pay. They are trying to impress me. I also have male friends that refuse to let me pay because they feel that a woman shouldn't pay, so I guess not every male feels that way. Luckily, I don't have to worry about dating anymore since I'm engaged, but I don't think that things have changed THAT much in the past six years...
null_fml 11
Well, whatever... this one's off the front page now so off my "follow" list it goes. It's been fun. No hard feelings and all that.
GiganTronic 0
Holy shit. That was the longest Interwebs Argument I have EVER SEEN. You are both extremely dedicated, perhas suspiciously so. Either way, you both get 1 GiganTron Five for your dedication.
GiganTronic 0
Dammit, spelling error! Aaaaaaannnghh!
iSwag 0
lol she always does that and loses every arguement...I had put her in her place once myself
ArmenianPrincess 5
You're the biggest duchelord ever!! Its called a "Romantic Getaway" for a reason. To do romantic shit. So don't bitch because youve neer has someone pay attention to you.
SLKBlack96 5
What the hell is Craigslist?
yingtchen 0
Just grab his nuts and start sucking on it.
stormzaii 0
oh shut up.
allard 14
hmmm. not usually one to do this but first. and aw to bad OP :(
dota_pwnage 7
epic fail man that's what you get for trying to write first bish
shitbrix 0
failure #2 and tell him to get off his lazy ass and take u to dinner
allard 14
yep. fail by me... sad face. won't try that again anytime soon
4evanucks 0
haha...thts okaii mann! I did tht too:$ not exactly the coolest thing ever!
skynerd57 0
F7u12 www.reddit.com
Erindub 0
You guys can't be ****** every minute of the day geezy, get over it
hehe_oops 2
it's romantic getaway why shouldn't they be together every minute of the day? it should be a series of early nights and long mornings, and having each other for lunch :P
noobgang7 5
lol maybe he's buying something for op :)
Starfire22 5
OP, strip naked and give him a lap dance... I'm sure he'll forget all about craigslust , trust me it works all the time;)
soozjw 2
Looks like he started off with good intentions
jamjelly386 5
just cause they dont needa be ******* doesnt mean he cant spend time with her
fat_snooki_lol 6
but you're presumably on your phone telling us. WTF
aDropOfSunshine 2
Maybe he was checking out the personals for a new girl...
Eddie_Paints 0
Apparently you guys don't have a clue as to what romance is!
null_fml 11
You know, there's this thing that some couples are into now. I think it's called "sex". You should suggest it to him. I hear guys aren't really into it, but with any luck, maybe you can convince him.
corme_fml 0
It really takes the romance out of it if she has to spell it out for her boyfriend. Hey dumbass.. get off the computer and get with your GIRL.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
It's a special, high-tech hotel. They're providing a simulation of married life. (P.S. If he proposes, be prepared to live like this :/)
aDropOfSunshine 2
Ha! love it.
NikkiCole72 0
say NO!!
Ajjas013 6
Put his dick in a box~ Idk anymore :(