Today, in college, we were asked at what age girls tend to become physically attractive. Wrongly thinking the answer was in relation to puberty, I said, "Umm... 11 or 12?" Now everyone thinks I'm some kind of pedophile. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Figure it out
Today, I'm a guy who's always been physically a late bloomer. In high school, I looked too young for girls to like me. At 22, I still looked 17. Now at 25, I look good but when girls find out my age, they expect me to have everything figured out by now. I never got to be young. FML
Old soul
Today, I was asked if I had children who are in high school. I’m 17. This isn't the first time someone has mistaken me for a woman in her twenties. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML
Short king
Today, I'm at the age where I'm supposed to be having the time of my life. I'm short and look so young that I get asked if I'm still in high school. Every girl I've ever known looks at me like a "little brother". The only girls who have shown interest are still too young to vote. I'm missing out on my 20s. FML
Today, I was at work refreshing the shelves when a man turned the corner and said, very surprised, "You look 12!" A few weeks back, two people did the same thing, only they said I looked 9. I'm almost 21 years old, and just very short. Starting to get just a little self conscious here. FML
Zoomers
Today, as I was at work as a gynecologist, a twelve-year-old girl asked me, on a scale of 1-10, how tight her "fun stuff" was. This is the new generation. FML
Today, at school, a guy walked up to me and said I look a little too young to be at high school. I told him that I'm sixteen years old. He stared at my chest for several long seconds, muttered "What the fuck?" and walked off. FML
Shorty
Today, I was mistaken for an 8th grader because of my height. I'm 32 years-old. FML
Observational comedy
Today, I, an insecure high school student, told my 11-year-old sister that I got my period in third grade. She responded with, “What?! Then how come you didn’t have tits until last year?” FML
You tried
Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML
Top comments
Pandaburr1 15
No girl is attractive until they're legal... that rule will keep you out of jail
cakefete2 31
Girls are like multiplication, if the number is small enough, it's best to just do them in your head.
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Comments (166)
billionair11 20
Ouch.
G_andres1993 7
Bruh lol no big deal but even us males feel attraction to females when we're young and can't Even bust a nut lol
thatoneninjadude 14
I agree
powelale0000 19
Your profile picture makes that comment even more creepy.
JMichael 26
I'm a guy and even I found this to be slightly creepy.
xlord 27
I'm a cat and even I found this to be very creepy.
FMLkoala 28
I'm a koala and I found this very creepy.
wanted_2_want 40
Is there a correct answer for this?!? I doubt it.
nana_star 27
I'm an angel of the Lord and quite frankly I've seen creepier things.
dammityou 10
I'm a fictional character in an age and place where that didn't matter, and I find this extremely creepy.
MossyMegaMan 20
I have no clue who I am, and I live in a realm where animals dominate and humans don't exist, and even I find this slightly disturbing.
erenjaeger 16
I'm a slayer of giant, carnivorous beings, and I found this creepy.
sjbartholome 14
I'm a black outline and I found this very creepy.
GentlemanBastard 15
I'm a monstrous Vicodin tablet and I found this slightly unsettling.
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
I'm Shamus and I found this creepy.
seltzerae 6
Cass is love
Zebediabolical 45
I'd **** my own doppleganger and I find this creepy.
ThankYouGoodbye 14
I'm Justin Bieber and I approve this
DeathcoreDoge 10
im a convicted church arsonist and i approve
dammityou 10
this is exactly why I love the Internet, think this could get published in ifunny?
lj19717 19
I'm a teenage boy and I find this a-ok.
Parshnookums 8
I'm a giraffe riding a flying shark and I find this creepy
Pussycat86 18
Loooooooool, I find this thread really awesome!
asnakelovinbabe 16
I'm a snake wearing a top hat and this is even creepier than me.
trendkilla254 4
The universe is only 14 bullion years old, and this is creepier
Pauline96_fml 20
I'm just a fairy and I still find this creepy
neobz 9
-160 how is this now blackholed yet lol
JustAnOnion 3
A guy is me, and creepy has found me.
Pandaburr1 15
No girl is attractive until they're legal... that rule will keep you out of jail
cakefete2 31
Girls are like multiplication, if the number is small enough, it's best to just do them in your head.
hereicomment 18
#15 what
cjwayy 22
That's... Kinda horrifying
badluckalex 23
old enough to pee, old enough for me!
trex454 21
gotta get 'em before the hair does!
polarbearpiss 15
59- what the fuuuuuck
GentlemanBastard 15
The line is "squaring numbers is just like women, if they're under 13 just do them in your head" It's from a song called New Math by Bo Burnham. It's quite hilarious.
Zebediabolical 45
I heard a variation on the first one well before said comedian was even born. Just sayin'.
incoherentrmblr 22
#15, despite that being from a song, it's worse than #2's comment and all the hilarious sub-comments that follow it...
xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11
Some time people says things without thinking haha
Pandaburr1 15
#130.. i was about to say something. . good edit
Amazeman 5
Good luck for the rest of the year.
girI 20
And that, is exactly why you should pay attention in class...
Dreamsorrow93 24
When they bleed they breed?
lnheritance 19
Reminds of kids who used to say, "If their age is on the clock, they're ready to ****." Now I never followed this.. I'm 18 dating someone who is 21. SO.
Dreamsorrow93 24
Wow, I was just referring to how kids are getting knocked up at such a early age.
Kougeru 12
So...1-12? Wtf?
Dreamsorrow93 24
Well I was referring to periods. That "joyous" time when females bleed unnaturally.
princesspeachxox 18
21 I think you mean "if their age is on the clock they're too young for the ****"
vipirius 18
#21 I'm 99% sure the saying goes "if her age is on the clock, she's too young for the ****".
cryssycakesx3 23
33- naturally*
BlueFlatts 20
Thankfully that saying doesn't go with military time. I'm safe!
Mauskau 36
You mean periods are unnatural? How the hell would they start and why would almost every female get them? (ps you can get pregnant before your first period)
kingdomgirl94 29
To be fair, you can only get pregnant immediately before your first period. After that first egg is released, about a week later a period would start.
trex454 21
anything that bleeds for 7 days and lives is unnatural @ 62
stephypop 13
It's actually naturally, not unnaturally.
stephypop 13
It's not fresh blood. It's not like someone cut us and we bleed -.- it's the linings of the uterus
lnheritance 19
In my middle school days some kids obviously changed it to their own version. Otherwise I'd have no reason to say that.
godlife704 9
I never trust anything the bleeds for 7 days and doent die lol
pl0xs3rver 45
Let's hope they're using afternoon military time, 18-24
WCARlover 35
What a dumb question to ask, anyway.
the_real_dvd 21
I agree. Th answer is subjective. Some girls never become attractive.
Mushroomtipbob 5
this comment made me laugh so hard
greencurtains74 11
you don't know the context of the question. we were discussing something similar in my research methods psychology class a couple weeks ago. we were discussing when in a lifepsan society sees men and women as most attractive and why.
graceinsheepwear 34
There was actually a study just released on this very question that has been in the news, so perhaps it was just a topical discussion. (The response by men of all ages was 20, btw.)
kristabelli 19
I totally agree #6. It seems like the question was asked just to try to make some people look bad. Why is it relevant at all, no matter what the discussion is about? It's a subjective question with no correct answer. (Which begs the question, why would a study like this even have been paid for???)
greencurtains74 11
116. Not everything needs to be measurable to be discussed. there are a few different trains of thought, you are thinking strickly positivistically (google positivism) but, you can measure the public perception of beauty. its called statistics. doesnt mean all 20 year old women are attractive to all men, it means that statistically men rate 20 year old women higher visually than at any other age.
kristabelli 19
129 - I'm just so tired of society's focus on the attractiveness of women, as if whether or not we are attractive is the only thing about us that matters. It doesn't seem that a discussion like that - in CLASS no less - is helping us to move society towards enlightenment. (Why the focus on women, also? What about at what age men become attractive??) However, it's true that I don't know the full context as to why this question was asked in class. This was just my gut reaction.
Parshnookums 8
129 Hey now, although I agree with you, no one in this scenario even hinted at the suggestion that attractiveness is the only thing that matters in regards to women.
kristabelli 19
No, and I did not say that anyone stated or hinted that. :) I only said that society's focus on women's attractiveness makes it seem as if that's the only thing that matters with women. It bothers me... although I must admit I did laugh heartily at 26's comment, ha ha!
hereicomment 18
Tell them you were just kidding
lexiieeex3 32
It's a little late for that...
kingdomgirl94 29
Or just say you thought they were asking when you started finding girls attractive, which does tend to happen around that age.
laden_swallow09 35
It's a little bit late for that, too.
hikurashi83 15
"...LOL JK"
Brandi_Faith 34
Ohh that sucks. That's a big mistake to make. I hope you were able to explain yourself and everyone understood what you meant OP.
Queensland 27
Step one: put foot in mouth Step two: keep it there!
PenguinBitch 44
Step 3: everyone now knows you have a foot fetish.
adamzki1999 16
The he'd be a pedophile with a foot fetish
DARKDAY07 16
As a grown man why would u even answer with that
brand125 17
because he never meant it in that way?